The World’s Latest Dumbest Christian…And the Award Goes to…

Denyse O’Leary, that’s who. (Where does Canadian Cynic  find these idiots?)  At least, according to many including some bloggers from Austin, Texas; the bible belt of America. Go figure. They just relinquished that prize from Ray Comfort: you remember him? Kirk Cameron’s ‘comfy’ friend? 

First, CC brings attention to this masterpiece of O’Leary’s.

… [a writer's] editor had demanded that I account for the fact that humans share 98% of our DNA with chimps.

I asked her a simple – and, to me, obvious – question: Let’s kidnap a guy off the subway in Toronto. Yes, that is a felony offence, but maybe we can manage the whole thing discreetly and get the charges dropped, if he agrees that it was all a private matter anyway …

(would help if he was a friend or relative – of course, we could, at worst, be charged with wasting police time …)

But now! We’ve got him! We will put a chimp from the local zoo of similar age beside him (securely buckled in, because we would not want anything bad to happen to our man).

If both are more than 30 years old, and are normal specimens, how many people will believe that they are 98% identical?

What woman, otherwise consigned to being a spinster, would marry the chimp if she didn’t get the man? After all, the chimp is supposedly 98% of a man.

And if Denyse didn’t get enough of a nosebleed to come up with this goody, here’s another.  All about how kittens grow into cats. Much like the pic of those pugs below. 

Thanks for that pic deBeauxOs.

I wonder if she is really this dumb, or is some very strange way of maintaining her parasitic  status as a ‘journalist’? I, mean, after reading about her, it is easy to see why she can not only never get a job as even the lowest form of hack, for say, the National Pest, but like Kathy Shaidle,  I seriously doubt she can get any kind of job, anywhere. Funny how quickly a no talent hack and ignoramous can get notoriety from all over the place.  Maybe if she were semi-rational,  she would simply be ‘Denyse Who?’

I wonder how many others are like her hiding under a rock waiting to pounce? Stories like that are sure scary.

de BeauxOs: ok if we take out the deaf, blind and mute parts and fix Denyse up with Jason Kenney?  Something tells me he may enjoy that whole reverse Mrs Robinson and Benjamin thing.

As for the rest of the female cons who already have a problem with credibility  much of the time, you may want to do yourselves a favour and distance yourselves from her.