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It Must Suck To Be John Baird

“Toronto Elitists!” He called Iggy and Jack, as well as urban Canadians,  for getting the votes together to  strike Mullet Head Hoeppner’s bill.

“It appears the die is cast, but we’ll have to wait for next week’s vote to see which opposition MPs are brave enough to show up in the House to vote against their constituents’ wishes,” said Andrew MacDougall, a spokesman in the Prime Minister’s Office.

Why not? Big Bad Johnny from his “rural” riding of Ottawa West-Nepean will most definitely be there with bells on to vote against his own constituents’ wishes. It will be pencilled in somewhere between his usual “un-elitist activities” & writing open letters to Canadians, letting constituents know how he really feels about them.

It must suck to be John Baird, I mean, this is the highest he will ever go in his political “career”–being Master Steve’s whipped faithful pitbull.

Oh, and on behalf of the Montreal elitists, Fuck you too!  Vas te faire foutre dans le cul!

And for the love of gawd, stop lumping rural Canada with the redneck extras from the movie,  ”Deliverance”,  it really isn’t attractive.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, like a good elitist, I have to prepare the quiche for my husband’s breakfast tomorrow morning and I am in desperate need of a latte for self motivation.

I will leave you with the words of wisdom from everybody’s favourite TV “elite” from the 70s:

8 comments to It Must Suck To Be John Baird

  • Oh, it must’ve sucked for a long time before this to be John Baird.

  • It’s obvious that Upper Canada College and Bishop Strachan School are breeding grounds for left-wing/socialist/communist/leftard/LIEberal wingnuts.

    ck Reply:

    Baird went to Upper Canada College??

  • Get your husband to make his own goddamned quiche sister! Us male left-wing elitists are also feminist-dominated, metro-sexual wimps who do all the cooking!

  • ck

    Yeah, but Thwap, I have to eat this quiche too, so I do have a stake in making this if I wish to avoid food poisoning!

  • Kim

    Baird went to college? Great debate over at Laila’s ck, hope there’s no hard feelings!

    ck Reply:

    apparently, he did…shocking as that is…

    why would I have hard feelings?

  • Kim

    Differences of opinion. Never mind it’s all good.