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To Blogging Tories In Their Own Words Owner, Whomever You Are; Do I Have a Post For You!

Meet Edmund Onward James of “Onward James”, or perhaps you’ve had the pleasure?  I will say one thing,  his post was bitterly honest about how that whole gang of shrieking monkeys really think and their idea of utopia and in the case of today’s screed from Eddy,  it is a doozy!

I will share some of the highlights. 

What do we have here?

Financially, down to earth Stephen Harper and Finance Minister Jim Flaherty resurrected “live within your means” during the world economic crisis.

Have we just been punk’d? 

Never mind that he’s strongly in favour of bringing back the death penalty,  he thinks that judges who who are too “lenient” should spend a night in jail themselves or camp out at the criminals’ homes. But, Eddy, you’re assuming that all those criminals have homes to go to when they get out of jail, does that mean those judges you so obviously disdain should camp out on the streets on skid row?

Naturally, he thinks whites are superior to all, thus should have all the best jobs out there, hates Human Rights Commissions and civil rights as well.  Quelle surprise.

It gets more disturbing.

No unions. Civil servants and teachers etc. No tenure for professors.

No teachers??  I  guess this new utopic world order in the world according to Eddy would be much like Hunter’s: no more book learning neither. That’s right, boys ‘n’ girls, from here on out, our kids will only learn the King James bible. 

Speaking of  theocracy: poor Eddy’s knickers are all twisted over legalized same sex marriage.

Changing Same-Sex Marriage back to common sense. If they adopt a child does the poor kid call the two gay men, mommy, and the two lesbians, daddy? This change of culture was a judge’s fault, and those Canadians who didn’t vote for a majority conservative government.

Yes, best to have those unwanted children remain unwanted rather than worrying about something major like what will they call their two dads or two moms.  Perhaps those Duplessis-esque orphanages would  be better suited to restore order in Eddy’s tormented mind.

Hell, this is refeshing;  at least he’s more honest than Ezzy Levant and Kathy Shaidle, let’s give credit where credit is due:

Freedom of Speech. Except I think those who are traitors, such as that inimical, gay military chap who leaked government and military information, should lose another freedom for a long, long time. In the cell beside him the WikiLeaks fellow.

Stevie Spiteful and the cops during the G20 did get the beginnings of  outlawing dissention underway.

Of course, every channel, except Fox News and Fox News North are basically communist and should be off the air.  Only conservative propoganda allowed! Anything else just a tad left of that would be just treasonous.

Oh, and Eddy! Ya had to bring up your sex life didn’t ya? Yuck! No more viagra for you!

In short, he seems to  like us all to go back to the early 1800s when even the legs of furniture had skirts,  women barefoot and pregnant whose only function should be to fetch his slippers,  where blacks who didn’t know their place were hung and/or beaten for sport,  slavery makes a comeback, where 5 year olds work in sweatshops 12 hours a day.

Yep, Eddy, I really think today’s post should be an ad for some singles’ personals page for Sun media.

Onward, boys ‘n’ girls!

3 comments to To Blogging Tories In Their Own Words Owner, Whomever You Are; Do I Have a Post For You!

  • 2011 is going to be a banner year for wingnuts. As the rapture grows closer, they’re getting nuttier and nuttier. It should be a fun year.

  • Dear Sister Sage…

    I suppose I should’ve inlcuded unions after teachers — once more — to make it clearer.

    Obviously you didn’t quite get the point and suggest I am racist. Those with the apporpriate credentials and skills should get first crack, regardless of their skin colour. Culture is another thing. If they are Islamist… well then… but i would have vetted their backgrounds before they arrived. Alas, there are many that follow that path even if they are born here.

    If that weblog piece irritated you then these two might as well. Because my man, Prime Minister Stephen Harper, a world class Statesman, might win a majority, and if he doesn’t that’s okay, because a prudent fellow and a capable administration will manage the country, even with a minority, so you can keep your cushy government job.

    Thank goodness you didn’t vote for the BLOC. There’s hope for you.

    Bold Prime Minister Stephen Harper stands tall in an Interview with Mark Kennedy, Postmedia News Ottawa Bureau Chief…
    http://onwardjames.blogspot.com/2011/01/bold-prime-minister-stephen-harper.html

    Fairness Doctrine, Conservative Talk Radio & Nanny State…
    http://onwardjames.blogspot.com/2011/01/fairness-doctrine-conservative-talk.html

    ck Reply:

    “…even with a minority, so you can keep your cushy government job.”

    Excuse me? We’re an essential service. If not for us, we’d still be dealing with Duplessis-esque orphans and dirty church run orphanages. That’s right, we protect children at risk. Children, who can now have a second chance to grown into citizens leading normal, productive lives. But, giving a chance to a disadvantaged kid obviously doesn’t mean anything to you, now does it? Oh, and we fall under a provincial jurisdiction. If Harper were running social services, we would cease to exist and more to the point, these at risk children would have nowhere to turn.

    Oh, and you’re not one to talk of nanny state while you and most certainly most of your ilk advocate an authoritarian state, stripping women of their reproductive rights, no more equal rights for the LGBT, hell, probably outlaw it again, and not to mention, those big-assed prisons, predicting more space is needed, suggesting what Harper and Toews imply; Canadians are bad people. All this while the crime rate goes down.

    Oh, by the by, have you ever made a claim for EI, workman’s comp? Have you cut your provincial health care card and started using only private facilities in your jurisdiction? Do you plan to make any claims for CPP and/or Old Age pension when the time comes? I suggest you renounce all of those things and then some. Come back a few years or so later and let us know how well life is going for ya.

    Harper? A world class statesman? More like a world class laughing stock.

    If he’s such a great manager, how did he take a nice surplus the Liberals left and turn it into a deficit long before the recession hit?