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Fox News North Promises to be Cheesy, and Nothing If Not Entertaining For the Morbidly Curious

Yes, yes, I was watching it so you didn’t have to.   Ok, morbid curiosity isn’t one of my strong character traits.  Anyhow, on with the reviews from what I’ve seen.

Looks like Ezzy Levant stole Glenn Beck’s chalk board for his show tonight. Only no venn diagrams that Beck is so famous for. Just paper being pasted all over. Some of them fell.

Cheesy commercials from dude’s face and hands painted silver to Dr. Ho’s super orthopedic shoes.

Brian Lilley looks like a muppet who probaly imported Geert Wilders’ barber. After looking at him and Mark Bonokowski earlier in the evening on David Akin’s show,  I would like to suggest that the Sun TV News make-up department purchase some embalming fluid.  Bonokowski looks like some zombie from a horror flick and Lilley, well, even a tanning salon couldn’t help him.

It appears that all of the show hosts I’ve seen read emails from viewers. Believe it or not, some of them found that Lilley wasn’t shilling enough for Stevie Spiteful. Others found some shows ‘not conservative enough’.

Perhaps there’s hope for me after all, after Ezzy disposed of the chalkboard, he started getting boring, so I turned him off.

 

 

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