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Dougy Ford, Perhaps If You Actually Set Foot In a Library, You Might Learn Who Margaret Atwood Is

Oh, poor, long suffering Dougy Ford, city councillor, side kick to his brother Mayor Rob “Boss Hogg” Fordzilla.  Always the bridesmaid, but not the mayor.  He seems to be bitching about too many libraries in Etobicoke and not enough Timmy Horton’s.  Oh and he hasn’t a clue as to who Margaret Atwood is.

Councillor Doug Ford has fired back at world-renowned author Margaret Atwood for her criticism of suggested library cuts, telling reporters: “I don’t even know her. If she walked by me, I wouldn’t have a clue who she is.”

Well, Dougy, perhaps if you spent more time at one of those numerous libraries you and your brother boss keep bitching about, you might actually learn who Ms Atwood is.  Ooops! Maybe not, like math, reading comprehension beyond “See Dick and Jane run” would probably give you a nose bleed.  Maybe you’ll find Sarah Palin’s book there.  It probably has pictures.

Yanno, Dougy, If I were you, I’d rush off to the nearest Timmy Horton’s as fast as I can, before your brother, Mayor Boss  Hogg eats them all!

 

5 comments to Dougy Ford, Perhaps If You Actually Set Foot In a Library, You Might Learn Who Margaret Atwood Is

  • Not happening. Knowledge hurts what passes for his brain.

  • The only culture Doug Fucking Ford has is the gunjy crap growing between his butt-cheeks and toes.

  • [Doughy Ford, shurely? --Ed.]

    ck Reply:

    Actually, that’s Rob’s face in the picture. But man, do he and Dougy (or Doughy, as the case may be) pass for identitical twins. I would only dress ol’ Rob in a Boss Hogg suit.

  • Ford I can excuse but the Ford Nation bashing Margret Atwood who is by any measure of of the greatest living Canadians, its so depressing.