Sister Sage's Musings

This Should Be the GOP’s New AD

By ck, on August 18th, 2011

Truly. Applicable for both the Tea-baggers and non-tea-baggers alike.

Enjoy, boys ‘n’ girls!

Happy Thursday!

Oh Mr. Nicholls! I Do Believe Your Freudian Slip is Showing!

By ck, on August 10th, 2011

Oh, Mr. Gerry Nicholls, what have you done?

Do you live or work in an Ivory Tory, completely isolated from any sense of reality?

I know I don’t live in an Ivory Tory, but perhaps you do? And so do most of those living in the Sun Media Batcave and their readers it . . . → Read More: Oh Mr. Nicholls! I Do Believe Your Freudian Slip is Showing!

Andrea Mrozek: There Would Be No Stanley Cup Riots If Folks Just Got Married Young And Had Scads of Young ‘Uns

By ck, on June 17th, 2011

Stupid is as stupid does.

My question is: how many married men with families were among the crowd? “Hey honey, I’m going to be late tonight. Just have to burn a police car.” I’m not saying our dwindling marriage rate is responsible for looting and violence. But marriage does, some theorize, civilize young . . . → Read More: Andrea Mrozek: There Would Be No Stanley Cup Riots If Folks Just Got Married Young And Had Scads of Young ‘Uns

Stevie Spiteful’s Asbestos Hypocrisy, Johnny-Boy Charest, Would Be Modern Day Shylock, Their Enablers And Canadacausescancer.ca

By ck, on June 16th, 2011

Stevie Spiteful, as you all know by now, boys ‘n’ girls, still refuses to add asbestos to the list of hazardous materials at the Rotterdam Convention. To be specific, as Pogge pointed out earlier, according to the article from Mia Rabson,

Substances on the list are not banned but countries exporting them must . . . → Read More: Stevie Spiteful’s Asbestos Hypocrisy, Johnny-Boy Charest, Would Be Modern Day Shylock, Their Enablers And Canadacausescancer.ca

What Have You Done, Clucking Christie Bitchford?

By ck, on June 1st, 2011

She’s a left the Grope & Fail and sayin’ hello to the Pestmedia! CEO Paul Godfrey is just so wild about havin’ her!

“We are thrilled to welcome Christie to Postmedia,” said Paul Godfrey President and CEO. “Christie Blatchford is a game changer in the world of journalism and we’re overjoyed to have . . . → Read More: What Have You Done, Clucking Christie Bitchford?

What is With GOP Candidate, Rick Santorum and Dogs?

By ck, on May 27th, 2011

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Yep, he may rank below dead people and “no name” and “no one”, but I think he’s one of the most fun, being associated with dog . . . → Read More: What is With GOP Candidate, Rick Santorum and Dogs?

Who’s Smarter? A High School Sophomore or Rep Michele Bachman?

By ck, on May 13th, 2011

This tweet from @GottaLaff grabbed my attention. It appears that a high school sophomore from Cherry Hill, New Jersey has dropped the gauntlet and has challenged Rep Michele Bachman (R-Minnesota) to a debate on all things US constitution. Here is the young lady’s letter.

Dear Representative Bachmann,

My name is Amy Myers. I . . . → Read More: Who’s Smarter? A High School Sophomore or Rep Michele Bachman?

When Mulleted Hillbillies Try To Play Lawyer

By ck, on April 23rd, 2011

Well, well, well! This is the most hilarious thing I’ve read in a long time! Twatsy Ross decided to share with Dr Dawg that he is going to sue himself. Good luck with that, Twatsy. At least Twatsy is proving to be the poster child of that old saying ”He who is his . . . → Read More: When Mulleted Hillbillies Try To Play Lawyer

Fox News North Promises to be Cheesy, and Nothing If Not Entertaining For the Morbidly Curious

By ck, on April 19th, 2011

Yes, yes, I was watching it so you didn’t have to. Ok, morbid curiosity isn’t one of my strong character traits. Anyhow, on with the reviews from what I’ve seen.

Looks like Ezzy Levant stole Glenn Beck’s chalk board for his show tonight. Only no venn diagrams that Beck is so famous . . . → Read More: Fox News North Promises to be Cheesy, and Nothing If Not Entertaining For the Morbidly Curious

Stevie: Give Me a Majority Or Else…

By ck, on April 17th, 2011

– they’ll be an election everyday

– It’ll be harder to keep all my bodies buried

– Iggy will form a coalition with the Chinese and the Russians

– Democracy will take over the economy and make Canadians lose jobs

– Quebec will form a country when nobody is looking

– my ‘ethical’ . . . → Read More: Stevie: Give Me a Majority Or Else…

Who Said Stevie Spiteful Wasn’t Environmentally Conscious?

By ck, on April 17th, 2011

No of course we don’t want engines with that!

I see only smiles in that menu. What if we want scowls? How much would that set us back?

Smooth move Ex-lax! Big-assed, shiny, stealth fighter bomber handgliders????

Who said our man Stevie wasn’t environmentally conscious?

On a serious note, I’m . . . → Read More: Who Said Stevie Spiteful Wasn’t Environmentally Conscious?

Sun Media Frets The Sun Don’t Shine Anymore at The Globe

By ck, on April 6th, 2011

It really appears to be a preoccupation with Sun Media’s editors today.

If the Globe and Mail were a mere child, rather than just old, venerable and haughty, we’d be tempted to issue an Amber Alert.

The poor soul has gone missing.

It has either lost its way or gone dotty.

Instead of . . . → Read More: Sun Media Frets The Sun Don’t Shine Anymore at The Globe

Blogging She-SupposiTory, Conservative Reporter – Prime Example of She-Harpercon Voters

By ck, on April 3rd, 2011

Yes, ain’t she adorable?

He has steered Canada into a financial recovery, still fragile, but a recovery all the same. We are the envy of the world and one of the most stable countries in this hemisphere.

We know he will never let Canada down.

He is the hardest working Prime Minister . . . → Read More: Blogging She-SupposiTory, Conservative Reporter – Prime Example of She-Harpercon Voters

I Have Seen The Light! Farewell Progressive Bloggers!

By ck, on April 1st, 2011

Yes I have seen the light indeedy! This will also come as a complete shock to my co-bloggers and anyone who has ever contributed here, as well as those ladies at Dammit Janet who nominated Sister Sage’s Musings for best feminist blog at the Canadian Blog Awards.

I was born again this morning. . . . → Read More: I Have Seen The Light! Farewell Progressive Bloggers!

This Would Make a Great Attack Ad! And a Great Song To Boot!

By ck, on March 29th, 2011

This should cure anyone of Stevie Spiteful’s gawd awful rendition of “Imagine” from earlier today. Yuck! That was just awful! There just isn’t enough of my migraine medication in the house for that. No, I’m not sharing. If you must, go to Bowie’s Blog or Red Tory. Somewhere, John Lennon is rolling around . . . → Read More: This Would Make a Great Attack Ad! And a Great Song To Boot!

I Guess Trolls Have To Earn a Living Too

By ck, on March 28th, 2011

They really aren’t functional for much else, boys ‘n’ girls. Harpercon cheerleading trolls can now earn a living. Jeff Jedras on Twitter has a marvelous idea. We should start charging Conbot trolls for dumping on our sites. Here’s Jeff Jedras’ pricing scheme. If they whine, we can tell them, “Free Enterprise!” which . . . → Read More: I Guess Trolls Have To Earn a Living Too

Which Campaign Pic Would Be Best For Stevie?

By ck, on March 26th, 2011

We all know how Stevie Spiteful loves to have his picture taken. Those who have been following us at Sister Sage’s Musings know that I have been tweeking some of those. I thought I should put up a poll. Which one would make a great campaign pic for Steve? Below the poll, the . . . → Read More: Which Campaign Pic Would Be Best For Stevie?

Quebecor Not Even Confident About Fox News North Being Offered On Its’ Own Cable Provider?

By ck, on March 22nd, 2011

I just caught Sandra Dee Crux’s post. She’s just livid, I tell ya! Livid! Apparently, some cable providers are hesitant about carrying the new Fox News North. That’s what’s gotten ol’ Sandra Dee’s knickers in a bunch. It also appears that ol’ Chuckles Adler, who apparently is just dying to go on the . . . → Read More: Quebecor Not Even Confident About Fox News North Being Offered On Its’ Own Cable Provider?

Ladies! Pay Attention, Now, Once Again, Lessons in Feminism From Blogging SupposiTory Hunter

By ck, on March 16th, 2011

Hunter has a somewhat different twist on her usual “Where are the feminist rants?” this time. Perhaps it’s because Princess Sarah Landriault has somewhere disappeared from the blogosphere and Hunter seems to think it’s her place to take over from her. It ain’t pretty.

Women’s choices are not the same as men’s! The . . . → Read More: Ladies! Pay Attention, Now, Once Again, Lessons in Feminism From Blogging SupposiTory Hunter

De-evolution of Iceman on Milliken: 2009 – he’d make a ‘good Tory’; 2011 – he’s a ‘partisan Liberal’.

By Jymn, on March 12th, 2011

Over the years, Peter Milliken has been a reliably non-partisan Speaker of the House. When he rules in favour of the Liberals, he makes sure the Conservatives get a little gravy too. Liberals wish he was a little tougher on Conservative misdeeds and the Conservatives feel he’s a little too tough. But rightblogger . . . → Read More: De-evolution of Iceman on Milliken: 2009 – he’d make a ‘good Tory’; 2011 – he’s a ‘partisan Liberal’.