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Blogging SupposiTory Iceman: “Peter Milliken The Partisan Liberal”

Yes, boys ‘n’ girls,  in the world according to Iceman, there could only be one explanation for Speaker Milliken’s rulings. He’s a Liberal partisan!

I am not surprised by either ruling. At this point it was just about what I expected. Milliken said exactly what his party wanted him to say and he . . . → Read More: Blogging SupposiTory Iceman: “Peter Milliken The Partisan Liberal”

“Liberal/progressive women “refuse to support women in places like Afghanistan who are being stoned and hung… Thank goodness they think childbearing is beneath them.”

Sounds like expelled BT Dodo is at it again. When I first read today’s Blogging Tories in Their Own Words’ entry, I immediately thought of Dodo. There is only one Dodo. She is too precious to have a doppelganger. Or, is she? Upon closer inspection of this incredible post, I see it originates . . . → Read More: “Liberal/progressive women “refuse to support women in places like Afghanistan who are being stoned and hung… Thank goodness they think childbearing is beneath them.”

“This is the President of the US”

Whenever I feel like I’ve gone too far as a blogger or that my snark has failed, I turn to Blogging Tories in Their Own Words. It never fails to give me cheer and set me back on course. This little gem from today’s edition features a fine bit of racism and not . . . → Read More: “This is the President of the US”

Stevie’s American Neo-Con Vision For Canada–Some Friday Nite Humour

The video is dated a tad– Stephane Dion was still the leader of the Liberals, Dubya Bushy was still president of the US of A, etc, but I thought I should add some Friday nite humour to the latest abysmal idea of Stevie Spiteful’s of creating this ‘North American Fortress’.  Warning: earworm, but . . . → Read More: Stevie’s American Neo-Con Vision For Canada–Some Friday Nite Humour

Can you find Egypt on this map?

Neither can Fox News.

UPDATE: The graphic originated two years ago. Media Matters was on the case in 2009. However, the graphic appears to be authentic.

Canada Just Lost To Russia in World Junior Hockey Championships–Who’s Fault is it?

Insert joke here.  The hockey fans on Twitter (#wjhc)  appear to be handling the loss with a sense of humour.  Jokes ranging from the need for F35s to stop those Russians (oh yeah! New argument from Airshow Petey MacKay; if we had those F35s, we’d have won that hockey championship!)  to who’s to . . . → Read More: Canada Just Lost To Russia in World Junior Hockey Championships–Who’s Fault is it?

How About a Simple Economics Lesson, Shall We?

I’m running a lemonade stand. I have two people investing in my lemonade, which I have told them is the best lemonade on the block. Person A has contributed 30% to my lemonade stand, while person B has contributed 70% (I bet you don’t want to be person B, so you?). Everything is . . . → Read More: How About a Simple Economics Lesson, Shall We?

Season’s Greetings – Take a Break With Mr. Bean

I don’t care for Xmas Carols.  In fact, as my readers know, I don’t care for the entire wretched holiday. However, so as to keep it somewhat happy around here for today, I leave you, boys ‘n’ girls with an old Mr. Bean Xmas special.   My mom always liked Rowen Atkinson’s facial . . . → Read More: Season’s Greetings – Take a Break With Mr. Bean

Ezzy Levant, Frmgrl & Other Blogging SupposiTories on Xmas War–Get a Life, Already!

Well, I get that the holidays begin in a few days and that provincial legislatures and parliament are now closed til well into the new year, which undoubtedly makes for slow news, but really, Ezzy! This is even wingnutty for you! Yes, Ezzy has his yarmulke in a twist over Iggy’s holiday card . . . → Read More: Ezzy Levant, Frmgrl & Other Blogging SupposiTories on Xmas War–Get a Life, Already!

Rob Ford’s Debut At City Hall-Ending The Biggest “Waste”

Add Robocop Fantino to the mix, and these three buffoons look more like villain commentators  from the World Wrestling Federation–and this is what is ruling politics of the day!

Enjoy! I did take care to find a less migraine inducing suit of Don Cherry’s.

It’s Robocop Fantino!

Well, Jojo Blue of Blue Like You, Now That You Bring it UP…

Yes, actually, Jojo, just for bringing up that stupid comment, I think there should be a registry for crossbows, in your case anyway. Hell, I think there should be a registry for you to have scissors. Gawd, it’s a miracle you and your fellow Clogging SupposiTories exit your homes without a helmet.

H/T . . . → Read More: Well, Jojo Blue of Blue Like You, Now That You Bring it UP…

Human Rights are for Pussies

Shorter Jim Judd, former CSIS director: the rule of law is a crock of shit.

SDA’s Kate Finding it Lonely at The Bottom, Apparently

Wazza matter, KKKatie? Can’t stand it when most of the world is more literate than you are? Yes, boys ‘n’ girls,  the road kill kween over at Small Dead Brain Cells  would like to see universities close. Oh, Katie! For anyone to be at your level of intellect, highschools would have to be closed . . . → Read More: SDA’s Kate Finding it Lonely at The Bottom, Apparently

Smoke Pink Cigarettes, or Die of Breast Cancer

A well-deserved shot at corporate pink ribbon campaigns.

Pink Cigarettes

Lest you think the satire is a little harsh, or if you get warm fuzzies donating to pink ribbon campaigns, consider that corporations jumped all over pink ribbon campaigns not just because of their intrinsic worth, but more importantly, because it’s a “safe”, . . . → Read More: Smoke Pink Cigarettes, or Die of Breast Cancer

Charles Krauthammer: leave Sarah Palin aloonnnne!!!

Here’s the perfect example of how the far right punditry tries to frame every issue -  and every one of their own party darlings – into a win-win situation. These guys are the masters of manipulation of any hot topic so that if the media ignores it, it’s lamestream. If it tackles the . . . → Read More: Charles Krauthammer: leave Sarah Palin aloonnnne!!!

Revisionist History with a Rethuglican Congressman

Yes, this “soshalist” beauty is brought to you by Rep Todd Akin (R-MO), who gives lessons about the pilgrims and Thanksgiving. Well, why don’t I just let him tell it in his own words, because, I certainly can’t do it justice.

“They came here with the idea that after trying socialism that it . . . → Read More: Revisionist History with a Rethuglican Congressman

Fox News North gets a license

Graphic by Alison at Creekside

CRTC has granted Sun TV News a five-year category 2 license. Category 2 means the network will not receive any special conditions as it had originally expected.

Let’s all welcome Canada’s own version of hate TV. Ezra Levant every night! You’ll have to pay for it, though. . . . → Read More: Fox News North gets a license

Blogging Tory Hunter Needs Some, It Appears

Oh, C’mon Hunter! Just tell us, now.  Yanno ya wanna…

It must suck. Face it, dear, he just ain’ t that into ya!

Blogging SupposiTories have a way of walking right to their own embarrassment, sometimes.

The Humility of Twatsy Ross– It Couldn’t Have Happened To a More Deserving Fella!!

Jymn just posted an hour ago about the good news. If I wasn’t working at the front desk at my job right now, I’d bursting at the seams with a happy dance about now! I know, I really shouldn’t. Learn to take the high road and all that jazz, but hell, this is . . . → Read More: The Humility of Twatsy Ross– It Couldn’t Have Happened To a More Deserving Fella!!