Sister Sage's Musings

John McCain Throws The Tea-Baggers Under The Bus

By ck, on July 27th, 2011

Seems Sen John McCain had it and he ain’t a takin’ it anymore. He’s mad at fellow Rethuglicans and tea-bagger hit parade. Don’t worry, folks, he ain’t crossin’ the floor to the Democrats–he had no kind words for them neither.

In a Senate floor speech laced with sarcasm and stings, the Arizona Republican . . . → Read More: John McCain Throws The Tea-Baggers Under The Bus

Awww! Jason Kenney! My Heart Is Breaking! Somebody Get Him a Fainting Couch!

By ck, on June 2nd, 2011

Poor Jason Kenney! By extension, poor, poor Harpercons! My heart bleeds for you! Now we understand why Stevie Spiteful wants to have elected senators. It appears to be all about his dear precious Alberta, a province that sends six senators to the red chamber to represent them. Jason Kenney’s digestive tract is twisted . . . → Read More: Awww! Jason Kenney! My Heart Is Breaking! Somebody Get Him a Fainting Couch!

What Have You Done, Clucking Christie Bitchford?

By ck, on June 1st, 2011

She’s a left the Grope & Fail and sayin’ hello to the Pestmedia! CEO Paul Godfrey is just so wild about havin’ her!

“We are thrilled to welcome Christie to Postmedia,” said Paul Godfrey President and CEO. “Christie Blatchford is a game changer in the world of journalism and we’re overjoyed to have . . . → Read More: What Have You Done, Clucking Christie Bitchford?

What is With GOP Candidate, Rick Santorum and Dogs?

By ck, on May 27th, 2011

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Yep, he may rank below dead people and “no name” and “no one”, but I think he’s one of the most fun, being associated with dog . . . → Read More: What is With GOP Candidate, Rick Santorum and Dogs?

Who’s Smarter? A High School Sophomore or Rep Michele Bachman?

By ck, on May 13th, 2011

This tweet from @GottaLaff grabbed my attention. It appears that a high school sophomore from Cherry Hill, New Jersey has dropped the gauntlet and has challenged Rep Michele Bachman (R-Minnesota) to a debate on all things US constitution. Here is the young lady’s letter.

Dear Representative Bachmann,

My name is Amy Myers. I . . . → Read More: Who’s Smarter? A High School Sophomore or Rep Michele Bachman?

Fox News North Promises to be Cheesy, and Nothing If Not Entertaining For the Morbidly Curious

By ck, on April 19th, 2011

Yes, yes, I was watching it so you didn’t have to. Ok, morbid curiosity isn’t one of my strong character traits. Anyhow, on with the reviews from what I’ve seen.

Looks like Ezzy Levant stole Glenn Beck’s chalk board for his show tonight. Only no venn diagrams that Beck is so famous . . . → Read More: Fox News North Promises to be Cheesy, and Nothing If Not Entertaining For the Morbidly Curious

Stevie: Give Me a Majority Or Else…

By ck, on April 17th, 2011

– they’ll be an election everyday

– It’ll be harder to keep all my bodies buried

– Iggy will form a coalition with the Chinese and the Russians

– Democracy will take over the economy and make Canadians lose jobs

– Quebec will form a country when nobody is looking

– my ‘ethical’ . . . → Read More: Stevie: Give Me a Majority Or Else…

Who Said Stevie Spiteful Wasn’t Environmentally Conscious?

By ck, on April 17th, 2011

No of course we don’t want engines with that!

I see only smiles in that menu. What if we want scowls? How much would that set us back?

Smooth move Ex-lax! Big-assed, shiny, stealth fighter bomber handgliders????

Who said our man Stevie wasn’t environmentally conscious?

On a serious note, I’m . . . → Read More: Who Said Stevie Spiteful Wasn’t Environmentally Conscious?

The Harper Song

By Kim, on April 13th, 2011

The Harper Song (I couldn’t figure out how to embed it, please follow the link for now.) By John Roby.

After watching yesterday’s debates, I think we can all agree that Steven Harper isn’t human at all, much less Prime Ministerial. Yet the Mainstream Press continue to refuse to state the obvious. The Emperor . . . → Read More: The Harper Song

What Needs To Happen In The French Debate This Fine Evening

By ck, on April 13th, 2011

Tonight’s French language debate will no doubt have much fewer viewers outside of Quebec, but there are many Francophones in the rest of Canada who will probably tune in as well. Not to mention, the punditry will all be out observing with the help of translators no doubt and there will be the . . . → Read More: What Needs To Happen In The French Debate This Fine Evening

Once Again, Bill 101 Is a Provincial Matter, Quibbling Over Dumb Slogans And Reviving The Linguistic War As A Campaign Strategy

By ck, on April 13th, 2011

I’ve got to stop reading the likes of anti-feminist Babs Kay when I’m drinking hot coffee. I invariably end up choking, burning myself and getting it all over the place. Perhaps today is the day I learn.

Before I start hammering her, I have to ask, what was the deal with Gilles Duceppe . . . → Read More: Once Again, Bill 101 Is a Provincial Matter, Quibbling Over Dumb Slogans And Reviving The Linguistic War As A Campaign Strategy

Stevie Looked Like He Was On Drugs, Duceppe Won For Facial Expressions, Iggy Didn’t Land That Crucial Punch, Layton Won

By ck, on April 12th, 2011

For openers, I’d really like to know who Stevie Spiteful’s pusher is. I mean, all three of them were attacking him and yet, he always looked calm. Too calm, in fact, he looked stoned. Had to have been a pharmaceutical explanation for this.

Stevie did give himself away though. He has no plans . . . → Read More: Stevie Looked Like He Was On Drugs, Duceppe Won For Facial Expressions, Iggy Didn’t Land That Crucial Punch, Layton Won

A Vote For The Liberals Is a Vote For the Bloc? How Does That Work?

By ck, on April 8th, 2011

Yes, a very stupid Harpercon incumbent, Brian Jean, in Alberta tweeted this today.

… Every vote for the Liberals is a vote for the Bloc. Vote conservative and keep Canada together.

More blackmail and he’s failing miserably at it.

The reality is that most pundits in Quebec, including Chantal Hebert, and many in . . . → Read More: A Vote For The Liberals Is a Vote For the Bloc? How Does That Work?

Blogging SupposiTory Shoe Princess Is Back-Another Verbal Bitch Slapping Is In Order

By ck, on April 7th, 2011

I guess Rightchik Tammeee’s hubby is away again, because she’s back, with her whining. This time, she sounds like a little girl who’s parents forgot to ply her with Gravol before the long car ride. Yes, add her to the list of big babies whining babies all hot and bothered over the big bad . . . → Read More: Blogging SupposiTory Shoe Princess Is Back-Another Verbal Bitch Slapping Is In Order

Sun Media Frets The Sun Don’t Shine Anymore at The Globe

By ck, on April 6th, 2011

It really appears to be a preoccupation with Sun Media’s editors today.

If the Globe and Mail were a mere child, rather than just old, venerable and haughty, we’d be tempted to issue an Amber Alert.

The poor soul has gone missing.

It has either lost its way or gone dotty.

Instead of . . . → Read More: Sun Media Frets The Sun Don’t Shine Anymore at The Globe

Blogging She-SupposiTory, Conservative Reporter – Prime Example of She-Harpercon Voters

By ck, on April 3rd, 2011

Yes, ain’t she adorable?

He has steered Canada into a financial recovery, still fragile, but a recovery all the same. We are the envy of the world and one of the most stable countries in this hemisphere.

We know he will never let Canada down.

He is the hardest working Prime Minister . . . → Read More: Blogging She-SupposiTory, Conservative Reporter – Prime Example of She-Harpercon Voters

This Would Make a Great Attack Ad! And a Great Song To Boot!

By ck, on March 29th, 2011

This should cure anyone of Stevie Spiteful’s gawd awful rendition of “Imagine” from earlier today. Yuck! That was just awful! There just isn’t enough of my migraine medication in the house for that. No, I’m not sharing. If you must, go to Bowie’s Blog or Red Tory. Somewhere, John Lennon is rolling around . . . → Read More: This Would Make a Great Attack Ad! And a Great Song To Boot!

I Guess Trolls Have To Earn a Living Too

By ck, on March 28th, 2011

They really aren’t functional for much else, boys ‘n’ girls. Harpercon cheerleading trolls can now earn a living. Jeff Jedras on Twitter has a marvelous idea. We should start charging Conbot trolls for dumping on our sites. Here’s Jeff Jedras’ pricing scheme. If they whine, we can tell them, “Free Enterprise!” which . . . → Read More: I Guess Trolls Have To Earn a Living Too

Sun News TV’s promo is Also Steve Harper’s Election Campaign Platform

By ck, on March 28th, 2011

Well, Fox News North has their promo released just in time for the election campaign. How clever of them to promote Steve’s campaign platform at the same time so he can concentrate his time solely on “evul coalitions”.

Now for the campaign bumper sticker slogan, courtesy of Fagstein

“We Love Our Country! . . . → Read More: Sun News TV’s promo is Also Steve Harper’s Election Campaign Platform

Which Campaign Pic Would Be Best For Stevie?

By ck, on March 26th, 2011

We all know how Stevie Spiteful loves to have his picture taken. Those who have been following us at Sister Sage’s Musings know that I have been tweeking some of those. I thought I should put up a poll. Which one would make a great campaign pic for Steve? Below the poll, the . . . → Read More: Which Campaign Pic Would Be Best For Stevie?