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What the hell is it about the women of the Blogging SupposiTories?  Is it just me, or are they even more sexist than their male counterparts?

I wonder if Ex-Lax Max likes girls who look like  Tammy-Faye Baker? Her crush on him is really shameless. I wonder what her hubby who is overseas thinks of this?  She pulls the double standard and hence, the target of some verbal bitch-slapping from your’s truly! She actually makes the anti-feminist slam against Guergis at the end of her miserable post.

Should be somewhat amusing to watch although really, go home Helena.  Resign your seat and take care of your baby.  Leave this stress behind, we all know it’s not good for the new one.

Nice.

Is Tammee suggesting that Helena Guergis stay home barefoot and pregnant? Or all women?

She is claiming to hear the rumours some of us have been hearing that perhaps the Liberals may be courting her, but Guergis is holding fast to her Con roots; either she runs as a Harpercon or an independent.  It seems, though, that Tammeee Rightchik and her commenters are just outraged; just outraged, I tell you, at the idea of her crossing over to the Liberals. What are you scared of? Why should you care? If Steve is running that star candidate, Dr Kellie Leitch (assuming the rumours are true, of course), why should you worry?

And that is the mystery. We know why Steve won’t take Guergis back, as that would mean Stevie Spiteful would actually have to humble himself and publicly eat crow. It may be possible that she may have cause for legal action, not that Steve would allow it to go anywhere. But, I want to know why anti-feminists like Rightchik Tammeee are so afraid of her? From what it looks like, they don’t even want her sitting as an independent or even a Liberal.  Although, the latter, I’m not inclined to believe will happen and I wouldn’t recommend that for the Liberals. Another post for another time, though. But why does she really want her gone?  We know it ain’t because she cares about the health of Ms Guergis or her baby. Caring isn’t in the repertoire of materialist ice-princesses like Rightchik Tammeee.

I also don’t hear a peep of outrage from Rightchik Tammee & the usual suspects regarding Jean-Pierre Blackburn’s little Tequila tantrum at an airport awhile back. In fact, I don’t think they even remember it.

As far as Rightchik Tammee’s faux concern for Guergis regarding her pregnancy,  it’s probably a helluva lot less stressful to work, many pregnant women have worked and will continue to do so, than the stress Stevie spiteful has caused her, not to mention that toad of a husband of her’s. Yes, he too may have been cleared of wrong doing by the RCMP, but he still strikes me as a toad.

To be perfectly clear,  I was highly critical of Helena Guergis’ behavior at the PEI airport, her use of sock puppetry (staffers writing to newspapers) and a few other transgressions.  Many of us were. But Steve never threw her out of cabinet, nor caucus for those sins.  Lord knows, we drew a lot of entertainment from the future revelations regarding her hubby when PI, Derrick Snowdy and all his sleaziness crawled out of the woodwork; remember #bustyhookers? I made a cartoon of  she and Jaffer in his and her straight jackets. I even had a visit from the PI Derrick Snowdy hisself at my comments section from a previous post, basically trying to put a muzzle on me.

We have heard that she was not a great minister of state for the status of women. Neither is farm girl Rona Ambrose. As a matter of fact, I don’t think Stevie spiteful would allow anybody to make any kind of effort with that portfolio.  Given his coveted majority, I daresay he would scrap the status of women portfolio altogether.  That outta to make our shoe princess happy.

Here’s more from earlier in her post:

Unlike Bernier, Guergis showed no remorse in the potential scandal, she proclaimed loudly her innocence and became quite – well – insistent that she did nothing wrong.  And while she may have done nothing wrong criminally by allowing her husband to use her office showed poor, very poor judgement.

No remorse, no repentance and without those she will find no redemption.

If Guergis had good grace (and good sense) she should have immediately resigned, apologized and moved into the background – quietly!  She didn’t and consequently is now out of caucus, out of the party and out of time.

She apologized for the airport incident. Whether or not she was sincere is another story, wouldn’t be the first time a politician was insincere with an apology,  but she did it.  Apologize for what?  Oh yeah! Silly me! It’s a no no to defend one’s self, apparently. Not to the Messiah Steve. Steve is always right (pun intended!).   Why would Ms Guergis need redemption?

Perhaps Ex-Lax Max should apologize for attempting to defend hisself back when he fucked up too? Oh right, he’s a dreamy male and can do no wrong. Yes, Tammee, Ex-Lax Max blamed Ms Couillard for his problems after much denial. Selective memory?  Gawd, she’s shameless.

I was also highly critical of the double standard between she and Ex-Lax Max; the fact that she was kicked out of caucus for unknown reasons and Ex-Lax Max was not and he made the big boo boo.  The double standard by Steve and his cheerleaders. Julie Couillard was publicly blamed & humiliated in the corporate  media for the sins of Ex-Lax Max. Guergis was blamed for the sins of her toad of a husband.

Now, it has come out that both Guergis and Jaffer have been cleared of any wrong doing by the RCMP.

She still believes Ex-Lax Max is still accountable to the people. Tell me, dear princess, if he’s soooo accountable, how come I, a Canadian voter, is banned from commenting at his blog?  It’s his right to ban me, but don’t dare come out and call him accountable because banning me or anyone else from commenting at his site is anything but. Hell, I even excercised great restraint and laid off the profanity and nick names. I really did!

Once again, I also know, that you don’t give a rat’s ass about the health of Ms Guergis or her baby. Because, simply put, you’re a shallow, cold, heartless bitch who only cares about shoe shopping and make up, because, there’s nothing else. Nothing even remotely resembling substance to your pathetic life except to be the trophy wife of some Canadian Forces major.  I wonder if he knows how she fantacizes over Ex-Lax Max?

Well,here’s a new take on the Mr & Mrs Disfunctional melodrama that I don’t think anyone quite thought of…Yes, Dodo! That’s gotta be it! We lefties secretly hate Muslims and we especially despise bi-racial couples…

However,  since it was Brother Steve who threw her out of caucus based on  what is now perceived to be unreliable information the Liberals turned down before Brother Steve caught wind of it from a less than honorable PI who is in debt up to his eye-balls; please, Maria S Nunes, be sure to put Brother Steve at the top of that list of racist Muslim- bi-racial -couple -hating- lefties.

I would ordinarily do nostalgia on Saturdays and who knows? I just may do another one tomorrow as I had planned another Janis Joplin evening with some more stories and songs about the Pearl, herself.

Funny how best laid plans go to pot. I was going to post as to why Iggy’s screaming at Harpercons persistently over Mr and Mrs Disfunctional is getting overkill, to the point where this bad tactic will backfire miserably on him… stay tuned for that one. I will give a hint,  certain just seem to be hell bent on beating that 10 year old adscam dead horse. Points out the hypocrisy of not only Brother Steve who campaigned in 2006 that he would clean up Ottawa.  Since Steve is less than candid and Harpercon cheerleaders not only defend him through thick and thin, they have proven that they don’t really care about accountable government. More later, I promise, in a separate post.

Had to put it off, due to the fact  the site was down for awhile and after frustrating chats with tech support from my hosting provider, I just don’t feel like further research right now.

Pale put on some very apropos tunes. However, I have different ideas for music to commemorate the occasion.

Enjoy!

The first describes the happy couple to tee

Those who were in high school in the 80s would surely remember this goody.  The opening lyrics definitely describe Helena horrible; the rest of the song,well, describes the trashiness of it all. This song also works quite well for Ann Coulter and Dr Jabba the Roy when posing together for pictures.

Carol Pope certainly was before her time. The anti-diva after our hearts…

The next title is self-explanatory

Then, of course, the theme song of Mr and Mrs Guergis… If I knew how to do videos, I would create a video with my pic of the happy couple in a straight jacket and stuff. Oh well, the lyrics certainly suit them.

Ah I get back back from my lunch only to find the big but predictable news;  Mrs. Disfunction resigned; or did she?  Certain coincidences and hints around that this was all Stevie’s idea. I, for one, have difficulty believing she would have walked away on her own, given that Bob Fife on Question Period last Sunday mentioned her purchasing a new swanky house worth over 800 000$.  I mean, how many would by a house if they knew they were going to leave their job?

Of course, Steve announces this in a press conference in typical St-Stevie style of mystery and leaving one with a sense that some information is missing; perhaps much more information is missing. That is, after all, how Steve deals with a problem; he magically makes them go away.

“Last night my office became aware of serious allegations related to (Guergis),” said Prime Minister Stephen Harper Friday, before adding he has referred the allegations to the RCMP and the federal ethics commissioner.

Steve of course remembers to add that obligatory, letting us know how sad he is about the whole thing. Of course he is!  Say what you will about her, but her antics grew more and more entertaining by the  day.

I wonder what allegations he is referring to? Is there actually more to the royal couple of disfunction? What else did she do to deserve that dubious honor? It seems I’m not alone in wondering.

Iggy is on this too with no sign of letting up soon.  A tactical mistake on his part if you ask me, but I can explore that in another post. I will just mention that she and hubby were gifts that were continuing to give him and the liberals as well. According to the  people questioned on the streets of  Helena’s riding of Simcoe-Greay on Question Period last Sunday,  it seems they were tired of her and her hubby as well. I would dare say they failed to see the entertainment value.  It’s probably another reason Steve post-poned sending her packing as well:  a by-election would have to be held, and judging by those people,  Harpercon would more than likely lose, no matter who was nominated for Simcoe-Grey.  Hello brand new liberal seat perhaps? I believe that is the reason why Steve is not cutting  her completely; she will still remain MP for Simcoe-Grey. Steve after all may be hanging on to his lead, but he can’t afford to lose any seats neither.  

She was the gift that kept on giving to so many…yes, even to Brother Steve. She was a perfect distraction.  In fact, I would dare say that she was a far better deflector than a Minister of state for the status of women.  Her and Mr Guergis’ antics were enough to shield Steve from the evil opposition, the odd evil media (although, more are his sympathizers), and of course, those voters he wants “not to care” and to just swallow his kool-aid without question.  Mr & Mrs Disfunctional protected Steve very well and for that, he should be grateful. And, as I mentioned above, he probably thinks he is showing his appreciation by allowing her to stay on as MP when that is in his own interests.

One has to think; a highly publicized and disgraced couple, perhaps even married for convenience:  Am I the only one who finds it fishy that they married the day after the 2008 election he lost but she won??

Well, it seems that Rona Ambrose will be temporarily taking over as minister of state for the status of women.  Anybody who thought Shelley Glover would be taking over would have lost bets.  Rona is  a bimbo and Steve doesn’t care about the status of women in the same way he doesn’t care about health care.  Thus, he appoints  a bimbo the same way he appointed the under qualified Agluquack as health minister. Actually, I’m surprised Steve didn’t appoint a …. busty hooker from Jaffer’s favourite strip joint.

Since Helena is still going to be around for awhile…maybe she will continue to provide entertainment for the masses. Be it either a made for TV movie or  one of those so-called reality shows.

Since she is sticking around in an albeit smaller capacity, perhaps she will continue to be the gift that keeps on giving.

Or both…usually there is some trashy novel with the shorter and trashier version of the movie to come…

This rather long column in the Toronto Star has just all those ingredients for Steele-ish/Collins-esque novel–Trashy made for TV movie of the week. I mean, this kind of thing just writes itself. It is once again, regarding the now fallen royal couple of Harpercon politics.  This explains a plausible theory as to how ol’ Rahim Jaffer got himself that sweetheart deal for drunk driving and coke posession.

Yes, it does seem that when Helena is away, Rahim takes her vehicle and goes out and plays with the big boys in the questionable business world, which take place at some intriguing haunts like strip joints.

Oh yes! It does come complete with criminal activity,  lifestyle of excess, dark murky places, corruption and of course, can’t forget about the manditory high priced call girls.

No wonder Helena Guergis is prone to tantrums and boot tossing!

Yes,  the once royal couple of Harpercon politics are now the gift that just keeps on giving aren’t they? Fodder for the corporate media; catnip for the blogosphere.  Like listening to Neil Diamond or Abba records, I suspect many bloggers , columnists and pundits are looking forward to much more from this couple who by now rival Morticia and Gomez Adams, or Lily and Herman Munster.

The Harpercon’s answer to the Adams Family or the Munsters;
except the R-Rated version!

Oh, it appears that Look at me, I’m Sandra Dee is yet again, shreeking and automatically discounting the column in the Toronto Star without much comprehension of the article, obviously.

Sandra Dee, How did you get from a potential theory for a deal, quite possibly in exchange for Jaffer ratting out his business buddies to Harpercon corruption? It addresses an ex-MP, now disgraced as he should be, making back alley business deals he was in no position to make; NOT a deliberate cover up of that beleaguered sponsorship scandal…only you seem to be fixated on that!

You see Sandra, dear, not everybody is like you, Iceman and Daniel Leblanc and fixated on a 10 year old case where a good portion of its’ players are dead and police who have moved on to different jobs; some out of the country even. Let it go, dear!

Yeessh! I read somewhere that this  prize actually has a PHD?

Yes indeedy, according to the Grope & Fail article that was released not long ago; certainly after today’s episode of Question Period when Jane Taber did indeed ask Rob Nicholson about that. Earlier today, Nicholson basically passed the buck to the Ontario attorney general, just like the dutiful 1010 talkradio host John Tory (Yes, Astral Media must be oh so proud!) did,  regarding the Rahim Jaffer case. After, Tory and Nicholson did what good Harpercons do best: blame the Liberals…or the Liberal biased media (a la Vic Toews.

True, the Ontario Attorney general who works for the Ontario Liberal Government is responsible and he does owe  some kind of explantation as to what happened; what kind of backroom wheeling and dealing took place. After all, no matter what province we live in,  generally that cocaine posession would warrant a light jail sentence at best; and Jaffer only gets a fine?

The problem with hiding and continuously blaming the Liberals or their Liberally biased media implies the Harpercons have something to hide even where Jaffer’s case is concerned. Once again, it goes to accountability. This kind of behavior clearly indicates anything but…especially since they’re trying to sell that whole tough on crime stuff.

In this instance, there are even Conservative pundits who are calling for explanations from both Jaffer, regarding his own conduct and the Ontario Attorney general, regarding what happened with the crown: did Jaffer get out free because of whom he’s married to?

Now Nicholson is saying the public has a right to know more about  Jaffer.

“… This was a provincial police investigation, handled in a provincial court by a provincial Crown Attorney,” he said. “That being said, I understand in a general context that people want to know as much as possible. They want to have confidence in the criminal justice system.

Well…Well…I wonder how the Harpercon power couple are going to fair now?

Between the drunk and druggy and the shrilly shoe throwing shrew, Helena the Horrible’s antics at the Charlottetown airport, it is definitely all in who you know. After all, if any of us pulled that kind of shit at any airport that Guergis pulled, we would have been tasered and arrested; no question.

Ah, the poster couple for stability! I wonder what came first? His need for drugs and alcohol because he’s married to a shrew? Or is it she, who is fed up of coming in second to hubby’s drugs and alcohol as it is often the case with these co-depence type cases?

I'm going to hold my breath until we can separate from the east coast...

It would seem though, according to Craig Oliver, Guergis may be pushed out the door soon as she is becoming a political liability. No shit! Ya don’t say? If she is pushed out the door, no doubt, this will elicit not only another temper tantrum, but she will blame others for her own demise; not only the librul AG of Ontario, but also her hubby for his own vices. Then again, maybe they’re too afraid of her temper tantrums to get rid of her.

Well, that would certainly give her new reasons for her to turn blue.

Oh brother! Here we go again! Once again that useless old shrew hacks again.  This time, it’s about her little friend Rahim Jaffer. Apparently she writes that we’re simply pissed off with him getting away  with nothing more than a slap on the wrists simply because he’s a ReformaTory: that backroom deals like this go on everyday.  Yes, they do, dear, but even with all the charges Jaffer had originally, there still would have been manditory jail time. And he would more than likely have had some jail time had he not been a politician or a member of the  rich and infamous. No, it’s not just because he’s a reformaTory.  I was just as pissed off every time I heard about Anne-Marie Peladeau getting away quite lightly with such charges like drunk driving and resisting arrest simply because her last name is Peladeau. Same way I get pissed off at celebrities who are acquitted by star-struck juries who’s love for all things shiny outweighs the actual evidence in front of them.

A new image composite for Clucking Chickenhawk Christie will have to wait til when I have more time and my computer works a bit better. In the meantime, because, what’s old can be new again, feast your eyes on this oldie!  This is a timeless classic after all.

Ya may wanna try that one again, Blathering Blatchford?

Oh Ricky P and for that matter, the powers that be at CJAD and/or even higher up at Astral Talk Radio, you’re already on shaky ground when it comes to anything decent; when are you going to get rid of that clucking chickenhawk?  C’mon Ricky P, you often speak of us being too lenient on drunk drivers…you always talk that neo-con ‘tough on crime’ game on your show. Will this drivel she wrote finally convince you to cut her loose? After all, she just spoke in favor of leniency for drunk drivers when they’re members of her favourite political party.

Oh shit! I just forgot, Ricky P is one of those star struck folkies who actually thought that Michael Jackson was completely innocent of inappropriate acts with children.  Oh never mind, As you were, Ricky!  Apparently, in Ricky P’s tough on crime talk only applies to mere mortals like myself; likely not applicable to rich,infamous and probably Reformatory.

For that matter, Grope and Fail, wanna know why I call you that? It’s because of that clucking chicken hawk and other fools. The only service she provides is that she makes Norman Spector look slightly talented. I’m sure you can find a place for her…say the obituaries?

Well, my only advice  (and this time, I won’t even swear! We will be using a new euphamism for shit, courtesy of Lindsay Stewart of over at CC HQ) left to CJAD and Grope and Fail is, Careful don’t step in the ‘blatch’ now!

I did muse over at CC HQ’s comment board, that I would perhaps create a photoshop image of  Blathering Blatchford blubbering and a weeping on her typewriter, but, I’m too tired right now, and my computer just isn’t cooperating with me as usual right now. It will have to keep for another time. In the meantime, because what’s old can sometimes be new again, and since this is a timeless classic in my opinion, enjoy this older creation for the time being.

Hmmmm, Rahim Jaffer, a drunk driver and a cokehead and his princess wife who has a penchant for temper tantrums. Must a been the wedding of hell for ‘em. They are also the poster couple for  typical Harpercon instability.

Now ain’t they the cutest couple evuh!