Sister Sage's Musings

Those Classy Tea-Baggers

By ck, on May 20th, 2011

Just when you think those tea-baggin’ wingnuts can’t sink any lower, they do. Remember last week when that high school student Amy Myers from Cherry Hill, New Jersey wrote an open letter, challenging Rep Michele Bachman to a debate on all things US constitution? Well, it appears that Bachman hasn’t responded to Ms . . . → Read More: Those Classy Tea-Baggers

I Wonder If It Would Be Too Nasty Of Me To…

By ck, on May 16th, 2011

Go to a church on Sunday, May 22 and ask the priest or minister of said church why he hasn’t been ‘raptured’.

When The Mentor Becomes The Flake

By ck, on May 4th, 2011

Don’t worry, folks, Tom Mulcair is going to coach these new kids on the block.

Mulcair, who is also the deputy NDP leader, said the House of Commons will provide training on procedures and the duties of Members of Parliament, and he will coach the new MPs on their work within the NDP . . . → Read More: When The Mentor Becomes The Flake

So Osama Bin Laden is Dead; Guess He Wore Out His Uses & Wondering Who the Next Bogeyman Will Be?

By ck, on May 2nd, 2011

Folks all a celebratin’ that Osama Bin Laden is dead. Can’t for the life of me figure out why. Another bogeyman is going to come replace him very soon. Something has to keep giving the military industrial complex a raison d’etre.

The fact that that bushwhacker, Bin Laden’s demise happened under President Obama’s watch . . . → Read More: So Osama Bin Laden is Dead; Guess He Wore Out His Uses & Wondering Who the Next Bogeyman Will Be?

Fox News North Promises to be Cheesy, and Nothing If Not Entertaining For the Morbidly Curious

By ck, on April 19th, 2011

Yes, yes, I was watching it so you didn’t have to. Ok, morbid curiosity isn’t one of my strong character traits. Anyhow, on with the reviews from what I’ve seen.

Looks like Ezzy Levant stole Glenn Beck’s chalk board for his show tonight. Only no venn diagrams that Beck is so famous . . . → Read More: Fox News North Promises to be Cheesy, and Nothing If Not Entertaining For the Morbidly Curious

Stevie: Give Me a Majority Or Else…

By ck, on April 17th, 2011

– they’ll be an election everyday

– It’ll be harder to keep all my bodies buried

– Iggy will form a coalition with the Chinese and the Russians

– Democracy will take over the economy and make Canadians lose jobs

– Quebec will form a country when nobody is looking

– my ‘ethical’ . . . → Read More: Stevie: Give Me a Majority Or Else…

Why Yes, King Stevie, I Graciously Accept Your Invitation To Your Masquerade Bash

By ck, on April 14th, 2011

It would be a great honour to attend your over the top staged Village People photo op hootenany. If you don’t mind, I think will come wearing a burka or niqab.

On a more serious note, go to WMTC for details on an event protesting this ridiculous campaign shindig of Stevie Spiteful and Ted . . . → Read More: Why Yes, King Stevie, I Graciously Accept Your Invitation To Your Masquerade Bash

Mr. Stelmach, Ain’t it Time To Go Bye-Bye? Sure, FrmGrl, Let’s Talk About That Good Ol’ True Blue Alberta ‘Unity’

By ck, on April 12th, 2011

Seriously, didn’t he resign as premier of Alberta? FrmGrl, once again, gets her knickers in a twist, ever so anxious to present this letter from the premier. A premier, by the by, whom she and her blogging supposiTory compatriots have slammed time and again for being, well, not conservative enough. Their continuing hypocrisy . . . → Read More: Mr. Stelmach, Ain’t it Time To Go Bye-Bye? Sure, FrmGrl, Let’s Talk About That Good Ol’ True Blue Alberta ‘Unity’

Stun Gun Used on an Eleven Year Old; I Guess Ritalin Wouldn’t Have Sufficed

By ck, on April 9th, 2011

Yes, those cops are using their stun guns on kiddies now.

Prince George RCMP used a Taser on an 11-year-old boy who was the suspect in a stabbing, the unit’s commanding officer said Friday.

Supt. Brenda Butterworth-Carr confirmed the child was hit with a conducted energy weapon (CEW)as he emerged from a neighboring . . . → Read More: Stun Gun Used on an Eleven Year Old; I Guess Ritalin Wouldn’t Have Sufficed

A Vote For The Liberals Is a Vote For the Bloc? How Does That Work?

By ck, on April 8th, 2011

Yes, a very stupid Harpercon incumbent, Brian Jean, in Alberta tweeted this today.

… Every vote for the Liberals is a vote for the Bloc. Vote conservative and keep Canada together.

More blackmail and he’s failing miserably at it.

The reality is that most pundits in Quebec, including Chantal Hebert, and many in . . . → Read More: A Vote For The Liberals Is a Vote For the Bloc? How Does That Work?

Sun Media Frets The Sun Don’t Shine Anymore at The Globe

By ck, on April 6th, 2011

It really appears to be a preoccupation with Sun Media’s editors today.

If the Globe and Mail were a mere child, rather than just old, venerable and haughty, we’d be tempted to issue an Amber Alert.

The poor soul has gone missing.

It has either lost its way or gone dotty.

Instead of . . . → Read More: Sun Media Frets The Sun Don’t Shine Anymore at The Globe

CK’s Quebec Riding Watch–Part 1 Montreal

By ck, on March 29th, 2011

Everybody’s coming out with them. I thought I should put in my two cents. I have divided my analysis into two parts as it will be long, particularly my take on Montreal ridings. I have added some trivia, some trademark CK snark and some humour.

There will be a few notable differences off . . . → Read More: CK’s Quebec Riding Watch–Part 1 Montreal

For Rand Paul, Who Cares About Women’s Reproductive Choices? Goddamn It, His Toilets Don’t Flush!!

By ck, on March 12th, 2011

Boys ‘n’ girls, when it comes to something this outrageous, even for a tea-bagger such as the esteemed Rethuglican senator from Kentucky, seeing and hearing is believing.

Here’s what the blogger over at Jezebel had to say to Poor Rand:

No one is trying to put anyone in jail for not using . . . → Read More: For Rand Paul, Who Cares About Women’s Reproductive Choices? Goddamn It, His Toilets Don’t Flush!!

Blogging SupposiTory Iceman: “Peter Milliken The Partisan Liberal”

By ck, on March 10th, 2011

Yes, boys ‘n’ girls, in the world according to Iceman, there could only be one explanation for Speaker Milliken’s rulings. He’s a Liberal partisan!

I am not surprised by either ruling. At this point it was just about what I expected. Milliken said exactly what his party wanted him to say and he . . . → Read More: Blogging SupposiTory Iceman: “Peter Milliken The Partisan Liberal”

Glenn Beck Too Psycho For Fox News?

By ck, on March 8th, 2011

Sure looks that way. Rumour has it that his contract won’t be renewed when it ends come this December.

Carr believes Beck’s falling ratings might do him in. It seems Beck has lost more than 1 million viewers in the last six months, ever since he crested with his “Restoring Honor Rally” in . . . → Read More: Glenn Beck Too Psycho For Fox News?

Meet America’s Wingnuttiest Tea-baggiest Ass-Hole To Date!

By ck, on February 23rd, 2011

Well, these Rethuglican, tea-baggin’ wingnuts are all busy trying to, well, out-wingnut each other. Recently, in South-Dakota, an insane bill some would feverishly love to see tabled. So insane and unbelievable, well, I’ll just take a direct quote from the above link, because I certainly couldn’t make it sound believable.

The bill stated, . . . → Read More: Meet America’s Wingnuttiest Tea-baggiest Ass-Hole To Date!

Canadian Society is Really on a Decline-From the Sara Landriault Files

By ck, on February 14th, 2011

Yep, our whiny woe is me, because I’m white stay at home, Sarah Palin look-a-like, Blogging SupposiTory demonstrates this, or rather, a commenter does. I’ll get to that later. This time our Junior Sarah Palin is in a snit because of Olivia Chow’s private members’ bill, C-373, which basically would:

establish criteria and . . . → Read More: Canadian Society is Really on a Decline-From the Sara Landriault Files

Diane and Brian; Wankers of a Feather…Spot the Hypocrisies!

By ck, on February 4th, 2011

Diane Finley and of course, a darling of Sun Media, Brian Lilley both railing on women, children and the idea of national day care program. They both not only spin and spin, but they do it in such an offensive way with (as Canadian Cynic would say, paraphrased), all the wingnutty crunchy goodness . . . → Read More: Diane and Brian; Wankers of a Feather…Spot the Hypocrisies!

Jared Lee Loughner Likely a Non-Partisan Madman, But Easy To See Why The Far Right Would Be Blamed

By ck, on January 8th, 2011

I’d been on Twitter on and off for the better part of the afternoon and evening since Jymn had posted about the shooting of Arizona’s Eighth District Democratic Congresswoman, Gabrielle Jeffords. Jymn has been updating here and at his place.

The right tweeters, in an obvious attempt at a preemptive strike against those . . . → Read More: Jared Lee Loughner Likely a Non-Partisan Madman, But Easy To See Why The Far Right Would Be Blamed

He’s Baaack!

By ck, on January 5th, 2011

Well, boys ‘n’ girls, guess which batshit crazy of cable news answer to Fox is coming back? Get ready for it….Kory! That’s right, Kory Teneycke is coming back, the Grope & Fail has just learned.

Mr. Teneycke declined comment but sources told The Globe he’s returning because there are no longer any questions . . . → Read More: He’s Baaack!