That Would Explain Why Christine O’Donnell Hasn’t Been Getting Any

By ck, on September 26th, 2010

Oh Man! Christine O’Donnell just seems to be the gift that keeps on giving to her Democrat rival for the senate, don’t she? I mean, yesterday, we learned that she doesn’t want any of that pre-marital sex going on. Someone after Suzy ALLCAPS’ heart (assuming she has one??) Quite obvious, the bitter rantings of a shrew who can’t get a date and doesn’t get any, thus, making others as miserable as she is.

Today, we find out a most likely reason why. Before I go on, watch Bill Maher and his panelists have fun at her expense and she seems to be completely oblivious of that fact.

Yes, you heard it here, first, kids; evolution is a myth because “why aren’t monkeys still evolving into humans?” Wow! Perhaps she and Denyse O’Leary should get together and compare notes. It gets better!

Previously, New York Magazine had dug up a 1996 appearance by O’Donnell on CNN, during which the Delaware GOP Senate nominee insisted “hard evidence” proves evolution is “merely a theory” and God’s creation of the world occurred in “six 24-hour periods.”

And think, boys n’ girls! She is considered for the senate!

As for Christine “Why aren’t monkeys still evolving into humans?”, I think we now solved the mystery as to why she hasn’t gotten any. She’s a late bloomer in more ways than one: she hasn’t evolved yet.