Oh Lawdy! Praise St-Stevie, Boys ‘N’ Girls!!

Praise the Lawd! Because, boys ‘n’ girls, ol’ Stevie is Gawd, doncha know it, by now?? He has saved us from the evul coalition of Gilles, Jack and Iggy!  On our knees, ol’ Frmgrl lectures us! In fact, in her latest, belated Thanksgiving screed, the only thing we Canucks should be thankful for is St-Stevie and his merry band of Harpercons.  So, let’s examine exactly why Frmgrl thinks we should be thankful to ol’ St-Stevie for, shall we?

Oh! The economy!

They are responsible for guiding us through a very tough recession.

Indeedy! Right you are, sweetie-pie! Guiding us right to a record 55.6 billion dollar deficit and counting, I’m sure!  But, to Frmgrl, that is just peachy keen, Daddy-O, as long as it is not spent on useless things every Canadian don’t need, like health care, EI, pensions, the Liberals’ proposed family home care plan and other such programs. No! No! No! Better to spend on useful things like fighter planes, Billion dollar G20 photo ops,  fake lakes with flying unicorns, a useless steamboat for tugboat Tony Clement, pork barrelling, potential hockey arenas…all things Canadians dream about night and day!! Because the Frmgrl and the rest of the Blogging SupposiTories and the neo-con mantra is and always has been the poor should and must always get poorer and the rich get richer and this recession has accomplished exactly that; where the richest did actually very well while nearly everyone else suffered, so darned tootin’ we should thank St-Stevie for accomplishing this feat!

And we must! MUST! Be thankful that Peter Van Loan has saved the day for Steve in engineering his defeat for a seat on the UN security council he never wanted in the first place! Congratz! We are the laughing stock now! It’s official! We are now the social pariahs of the world stage. Yes! I bet you and your blogging SupposiTory friends are extremely thankful and ga ga giddy over that now! I mean, what do we need with a lefty, commie organization that is Taliban, terrorist friendly when we’re trying to keep our country lilly white and WASPY, so yes, Stevie with the help of his friends, Super Toews and  Jason KKKenney, Thank you for showing us the way to Judaio-Christian supremacy! However did we go wayward?

What’s more,  blame the Liberals! ADSCAM made us lose the UN security council seat anyway!  Break time!  Frmgrl! Are you thankful that Iggy seems to have more clout on the world stage than your precious St-Stevie?? Sandra Dee Crux is now lamenting how Iggy is not taking responsibility for his actions. Actions for what? Presumably for St-Stevie backing out of the bid for the UN security council seat and for Peter Van Loan announcing his trade agreement with Israel so close before the vote. Yep, shame on Iggy! We’ll be thankful for St-Stevie for saving us from that fate worse than death!

Get down on your knees to St-Stevie for protecting us from Iggy’s evul coalition with Gilles and Jack! Why, with them, they’ll take away the beer and popcorn and bring universal childcare!! OH no, the horror, extended EI! Pensions! We can’t have that in Canada! We just can’t!  Hell, and the coalition wouldn’t stop there; Iggy, Jack and Gilles would form a coalition with the Chinese and the Russians!

Break time over! Oh Lawdy! With Stevie saving the tarsands from the evul  environmentalists, we will all start drinking Oiltine instead of Ovaltine!

Oh hell, Frmgrl, why thank Gawd at all? In your world, ain’t St-Stevie, hisself, Gawd??

Now, my turn to be thankful for something to a higher power, not Stevie. I’m thankful that the pneumonia is almost gone and that I’m still gainfully employed at my government job. Are you thankful for that too, Frmgrl??

Ck out!

On a serious note, be sure to read Kim’s post; I wonder if the likes Frmgrl and her ilk thinks that people like Kim should be on their knees being thankful to St-Stevie?