Go Back To Sleep JoJo Blue Like You! There’s No Election! The Evul Coalition is a Takin’ Ovuh!

Uh oh!  Here it comes again! blogging SupposiTory Blue Like You has tear stained her blouse yet again! And a takin’ the gospel truth–from Brian Lilley and Chuckles Adler to boot!  You can see it now, it ain’t pretty! Like Rightchik Tammeee, she too is confused and dumbfounded as to why an election was called.

This is probably the first federal election in Canadian history where the results on May 3rd won’t necessarily indicate which party will end up forming the government.

Well? At least you can’t say our politics are boring anymore! I can only hope those are the results? In fact, I think it may be amusing to see a sort of reenactment of the King-Byng crisis of 1926, done with sock puppets, in the face of Jojo Blue Like You and her shrieking friends. On a serious note, I can only hope that’s what happens as that would be the most optimistic result without losing grip of reality, given the polls which stubbornly keep Stevie Spiteful in majority territory with his tea-bagger blue book.

Now the clincher…here it comes…TIMBER!!!

If the Conservatives win another minority it will only be a matter of time before the opposition parties join forces to reverse the decision of the electorate. The only question is would it happen in the throne speech vote or the budget?

Yes! The evul coalition!  Knew that was coming.

Hey! Idiot! Ever stop to think that that would depend on Stevie? If Deficit Jimbo releases the exact same budget pre-election, that we pretty much know that they’re the ones itching for trouble, re-releasing a budget the opposition parties didn’t support in the first place!

Then she basically quotes Lilley’s usual drivel. I wonder if Lilley wears a bib when he’s at his keyboard?

Jojo also goes on to whine about the ‘left’ ‘Red’ Media. Really Jojo? If that were really the case, how come polling numbers remain stubbornly high for your dreamy Stevie, with his crappy campaign mishaps and such and Iggy’s remains far below while he has been defying expectations and has been running a pretty good campaign to date despite some glitches??

We hate Stevie Spiteful because he’s a frickin’ far right Evangelical Christian dictator, not because he doesn’t play ball with groups you hate, sweetie.

Now go back to weeping all over your blouse dear and read up on the King-Byng affair. A little knowledge might have a surprising effect on you.