Blogging supposiTory Hunter–Feminist Blogger of the Year!

Fern and DBO & the folks at the Canadian Blog Awards, how could you ever have missed this gem of a she-blogger, Blogging SupposiTory Hunter of  “Grovelling in the Dark…”? I mean, that post she did awhile back, finding out the psyche of us lefty women should be the winning post!

They are sure that PM Harper eats babies, but abortion is okay, as long as you don’t eat the baby.

They feel tingles up their legs when PM Harper looks at them with his baby blues, but can’t admit it to their fellow feminists.

They just can’t stand on their own two feet, no matter how many meetings about feminist dominance they attend.

They believe shrill and irritating is a winning lefty strategy, and worship Lizzy May.

They only like weak men that they can dominate.

They are so lacking in confidence that they think bashing males makes them stronger.

They are followers not leaders.

They love terrorists because they have a strong male unwashed smell.

They think Ann Coulter is a “hate monger”, because they don’t have the brains to think for themselves and they only watch CBC.

They hate the fact that Conservative women are way better looking and smarter than they could ever be, and they blame PM Harper for it.

They think arts and crafts are a perfectly legitimate career that taxpayers should pay them for, no matter how bad they are at it.

They think their kids should be put in institutional daycares so that no Conservative can influence them, only union members are acceptable.

They prefer swingers clubs to a stable family life.

They think that embracing the gay life is just fun.

They believe that every woman should be able to kill their babies, because their bodies are so awesome they don’t want any stretch marks.

They think a woman slinging hamburgers should get the same wage as a male engineer.

They are so arrogant, they think they can suppress other peoples freedom of speech because they only want to listen to their own point of view.

They would support the women of Afghanistan except they like the smelly terrorists better. It makes them a cool chick!

They think saving the planet means burning their bras, so they can wear burka bags in support of oppressed women everywhere.

I mean, the very fact that she finds Stevie Spiteful just oh so dreamy shoulda cynched it for her, no?

Well, Hunter strikes back with yet another monsterpiece, sharing her “expertise” yet again about  feminism. This time it’s about…get ready for it…Ahem! “Strong” she-fembots as opposed to us, weak lefty she-devils. Listen up my fellow prog bloggers, Hunter has something to teach us:

Poor Iggy was under fire from Candice Hoeppner, and his FEMALE Liberal MP’s had to save him! That’s just too funny. Good job Jane Taber, making Iggy the victim of a female attack, that really gives him some balls now doesn’t it? NOT. Dang my stomach hurts from laughing so much!

Oh yeah! Real strong of Candy to shriek and scream to the point where no one can speak or be heard. It’s real easy to do. I too, and put my hands on my ears and scream so as not to hear any unpleasantness.  Hell, John Baird has turned it into an art form. So have those bimbos on the 11;30AM segent on Friday mornings on  Tommy Schnurmacher’s show; and trust me; those women (lo-wa Casella, the junior right wingnut in a training bra, the glorified data entry clerk turned gossip columnist and the left over from the 80′s valley girl era) share 1/2 of a brain. Yeah, quite the skill set.

Yeah, strong female cons, like Helena Guergis, who is still trying to suck up to a party that threw her out like yesterday’s trash?   But no, that’s not who Hunter was referring to, but I’m sure Ms Guergis could be lumped in there with that gang.

No, she’s thinking about people like Bev Odeous who decided safe abortions shouldn’t be covered in any maternal aid initiatives in poor countries or Rona Ambrose and her big farm hair.  But, on the forefront of  Hunter’s feeble mind is of course, the she-redneck herself, Candy Mullet-head Hoeppner who went all anti-gun control just to impress the big boy Harpercons, either for a cabinet post, or to have her womanly ways noticed by dreamy Steve or both. Yeah, real feminist!  Candy, the traitor to her gender gung ho for a party,  who Liberal MP, Marlene Jennings pointed out in Question Period, not only doesn’t care about conjugal violence but seem to condone it.  So Hunter, that’s what a strong Conservative Female is? Someone who can take being slapped around by hubby and/or doesn’t think there should be laws enforced against it?

I digress, but that wasn’t what Hunter was talking about neither.  No, she was referring to her heroine diva’s stand against pay equity.  You see, like a good Stepford Harpercon fembot, Candy starts going all John Baird on Iggy, who is introducing a private members bill to make pay equity an enshrined human right.  Yes, Candy and Hunter and their ilk think it’s just peachy keen, Daddy-O that women should always make less than man do.  Karl Knox from New Media and Politics summed it up best:

Ms. Hoeppner fresh off the loss of her own private members bill that would have scrapped the long-gun registry — a bill women’s groups across the country uniformly wanted to stay in place — doubled down on not supporting equal pay for women by adding that while recognizing that many women fall behind, she said she likes to promote women who are successful. So if you’re falling behind while trying to make ends meet or being screwed over by your employer, you are of no interest to her or her colleagues and you can expect no protection of your rights from the Conservative government.

Someone who gets it. Funny how some men get it much better than these fembots do.

Yes, to Hunter and the rest of the Blogging SupposiTory Fembots and Candy Hoeppner and the rest of the Stepford Harpercons, true strong women are those who simply just Shut the Fuck up and  cow tow to Lord of the sweater vest Stevie and his big strong men and look up to Sawah Palin as a role model. And those of us who struggle with things like conjugal violence or inequality in the work place of any kind or poverty; well, who cares? We’re just members of the left winged fringe anyway.

I wonder what if Sarah Landriault who went screaming to the right winged media about refusing to start at the bottom of the ladder over being white and Tammeee “Rightchik” who thinks feminism is measured by how much make-up a woman wears, how many pairs of  skanky streetwalking stilettoes she owns and how much of her boobs shows qualify as “strong women”?

Now, watch the Fembot Blogging Suppositories whine about not one female conservative blog being nominated for best Canadian Feminist Blog Award. They’ll, no doubt, blame Hedy Fry, Marlene Jennings, Libby Davies, Olivia Chow and the other Liberal and NDP women MPs as well as the feminist progressive bloggers for conspiring against them…In 3…2…1!