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Mayor Fordzilla Finally Slithers Outta His Hole, But Does Anyone Buy His Denial?

ck — Fri, 24 May 2013 23:34:59 +0000

Well, boys ‘n’ girls, after 8 days of playing cat and mouse with the media and pretty well the world at large, Fordzilla crawls out and denies the crack smoking allegations.

“I do not use crack cocaine,” Ford told a jam-packed news conference at Toronto City Hall. “Nor am I an addict of crack . . . → Read More: Mayor Fordzilla Finally Slithers Outta His Hole, But Does Anyone Buy His Denial?

A Few Questions About Fordzilla and his Alleged “Crackscapades”

ck — Sun, 19 May 2013 16:57:51 +0000

I was just on Facebook where someone who can be described as progressive vehemently defending Mayor Boss Hogg and basically trashing the Toronto Star. In fact, so vehemently, I was wondering if this individual has changed her political stripes. That whole innocent until proven guilty thing. It’s how it should work, . . . → Read More: A Few Questions About Fordzilla and his Alleged “Crackscapades”

Mayor Fordzilla Is Being Tormented–By a Real Newspaper

ck — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 03:53:27 +0000

Poor Mayor Boss Hogg, He just can’t take it anymore! He looks like he’s about to go a cryin’ to his big bro, Doughnut Dougy. I mean, just take a look at how pathetic he is!

Oh yeah! Since ol’ Angie Perischilli left the Toronto Star, the paper’s journos and columnists now use . . . → Read More: Mayor Fordzilla Is Being Tormented–By a Real Newspaper

Repeat performance of Bill Blair’s Goon Show tonight in Toronto?

Jymn — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 23:08:26 +0000

"I'm sorry officer, is my head in the way of your boot?"

UPDATE: CBC is reporting that Occupy Toronto has won a temporary injunctionagainst eviction.

When midnight rolls around in Toronto, will we see Bill Blair’s finest descend on those Occupiers like they did during the infamous G20 police violence conducted on peaceful protesters? Blair has not shown one scrap . . . → Read More: Repeat performance of Bill Blair’s Goon Show tonight in Toronto?

Two Things About This Whole Mayor Fordzilla 9-1-1 Drama

ck — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 21:38:41 +0000

I think we’ll remember Marg Delahunty: warrior princess meeting Mayor Fordzilla for a very long time.

1) It really doesn’t matter at the end of the day how much profanity Mayor Fordzilla used during his 9-1-1 call. The real question should be why did he call a line, restricted for pretty life and death . . . → Read More: Two Things About This Whole Mayor Fordzilla 9-1-1 Drama

Mayor Fordzilla Taking Campaign Lessons From Steve Harper

ck — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 15:55:31 +0000

Yes, this puffy faced buffoon has been in office for a year now and how does he celebrate? Why, he begins to go into permanent campaign mode, of course!

“Three more years and I’ll be running again, that’s for sure,” he said. “I’m running, 100 per cent,” he added later. “I’m already out campaigning.”

Now There’s a Comforting Thought…

ck — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 02:27:58 +0000

That Ubercon wet dream of Stevie Spiteful’s that he went all ga ga giddy over at Mayor Boss Hogg’s hootenanny last summer that was videotaped. Yanno, that video that the Cons seem to feverishly keep chasing their tails, trying to keep it off the intertoobz without much success. Well, boys ‘n’ girls, here it . . . → Read More: Now There’s a Comforting Thought…

Lemme Get This Straight…

ck — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 13:30:47 +0000

Mayor Boss Hogg and his brother sidekick Donut Dougy say that cuts are necessary to things like school crossing guards, school lunch programs to impoverished children, dental programs for children, two cops per patrol car, libraries, social housing, as they’re all considered to be “gravy”, but they seem to think that things like ferris . . . → Read More: Lemme Get This Straight…

Giorgio Mammoliti– A Great Shirriff Roscooooo P Coltrane To Mayor Boss Hogg

ck — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 20:09:35 +0000

Yes, ol’ Giorgio Mammoliti has been really becoming unhinged as of late. McCarthyism is indeed alive and well over at City Hall. A Facebook group that won’t allow ‘commies’, although, one seems to have slipped through, but the comment has been scrubbed. Damn! shoulda taken a screen shot.

First, was his spying at the . . . → Read More: Giorgio Mammoliti– A Great Shirriff Roscooooo P Coltrane To Mayor Boss Hogg

I Think We Should Lock That Whole Gang of Miscreants In The John

ck — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 00:54:11 +0000

Before they crap all over Ontario and Canada.

Last week, when my husband and I were in Toronto, we were having lunch at the Hot House. We saw some construction. We saw a crane lifting some port-o-craps up. We thought how fun it would’ve been if Rob Ford or Stevie Spiteful or Tony Clement . . . → Read More: I Think We Should Lock That Whole Gang of Miscreants In The John

Mary Trapani Hynes AKA Next Mayor of Toronto?

ck — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:09:57 +0000

Mary Trapani Hynes, a senior, was among the deputants who came to let Mayor Boss Hogg, his brother Donut Dougy and the rest of the clan know how they felt about cuts to services. She was more than likely the biggest hit of the day and the evening. She seemed to be a big . . . → Read More: Mary Trapani Hynes AKA Next Mayor of Toronto?

Ford Puppet Shows His Contempt For Constituents

ck — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 15:36:51 +0000

As many Torontonians would know, today is the day City Council is having a meeting with constituents to discuss cutting ‘gravy’. Poor long suffering Giorgio Mammoliti, he apparently is longing for his pillow and blanky. He’s not a happy camper, to say the least.

When Fern Hill published the details over at Dammit Janet . . . → Read More: Ford Puppet Shows His Contempt For Constituents

Dougy Ford, Perhaps If You Actually Set Foot In a Library, You Might Learn Who Margaret Atwood Is

ck — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 01:17:33 +0000

Oh, poor, long suffering Dougy Ford, city councillor, side kick to his brother Mayor Rob “Boss Hogg” Fordzilla. Always the bridesmaid, but not the mayor. He seems to be bitching about too many libraries in Etobicoke and not enough Timmy Horton’s. Oh and he hasn’t a clue as to who Margaret Atwood is.

Councillor . . . → Read More: Dougy Ford, Perhaps If You Actually Set Foot In a Library, You Might Learn Who Margaret Atwood Is

Core Services Review: Rob Ford is a hazard to Toronto’s public health | #TOpoli

Orwell's Bastard — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 00:45:24 +0000

I’m sorry, I had to give my head a shake.

Fluoridation?

Look, we’ve all seen the passage in Dr. Strangelove where General Ripper talks about what an insidious Communist plot it is, but the thing is, that’s not just satire. Fluoridation of our drinking water has been a touchstone for conspiracy-minded whackjobs since the 1950s, but now . . . → Read More: Core Services Review: Rob Ford is a hazard to Toronto’s public health | #TOpoli

Didn’t Know Toronto Was a Country–Fordzilla Looks for a Gravy Train to Embark

ck — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 21:18:53 +0000

Apparently, it is now. Ask Rob Fordzilla.

“If they choose not to help us, I have no other choice but to get out, as I call [it], Ford nation and make sure they are not re-elected in the next election. But I do not want to do that,” Ford said. (Bold is mine)

But . . . → Read More: Didn’t Know Toronto Was a Country–Fordzilla Looks for a Gravy Train to Embark

All the wankers taking cellphone pictures of TTC operators …

Orwell's Bastard — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 23:30:59 +0000

Dipshits with cellphone cameras . . . → Read More: All the wankers taking cellphone pictures of TTC operators …