Suzie ALLCAPSLOCK, Misery Doesn’t Have To Love Company Here: Go Back On Your Meds! Miss Me?

Dear, dear, sweet Susie ALLCAPS! Long time, no see or hear! Perhaps because you’ve become just too boring for me. You’ve ceased to be entertaining. I believed it was because some health care professional took pity on ya and finally found the right psychotropic cocktail for you.   But, now, it looks like you’re off your meds again.

Yes, now Suzie’s pissed as fuck and she ain’t takin’ it anymore! No sirreee, Bob!  In addition to being an incurable fetus fetishist (we must remember, in the wonderful world according to Susie, there is no such thing as rape; everybody has fun when having  sex and we must also remember, that in her feverish brainstorming,  that it is better for children to suffer than for a woman to have an abortion), she is also extremely homophobic. Well, Ottawa is about to celebrate their LBGTA pride on August 29 and people at St. Joseph’s Parish in Ottawa are supporting the Capital Pride march on August 29. Here’s the info in case anyone in the Ottawa area wishes to march with them.

The Gay Catholics, Christians and Allies at the University of Ottawa is looking for supporters willing to march with the club in the Capital Pride this year (August 29). The club: i) builds an inclusive community, ii) spreads the message: God’s love is in all people regardless of their sexual orientation, iii) wants gay persons to be welcomed by the official Christian churches.

Please join us at the Pride and help make this message heard: all people (gay and straight) have the same gift of love to share! E-mail: [email protected]

Suzie has decided to play Catholic gay police (what else could I call it?) and decided to rat them all out to the archbishop and is encouraging others to do the same.   She really must have too much time on her hands. I mean, isn’t it sufficient to simply stay away from the parade when it is being held? Apparently not. well, Suzie. Just what do you think that will accomplish? The Capital Pride parade will still go on with or without your input.  It will still go on with or without Archbishop Prendergast’s approval.  What will his excellency do to those Catholic gays? Ex-communicate them? Really rich from a group that covers up for priests who commit pedophilia, to which (according to your previous blog posts) you support?

deBeauxOs also informs us that dear sweet Suzie has been naughty as of late. Suzie, you been stalking the good Father Raymond Gravel? Does Suzie harbor unrequited feelings of lust for the good padre?  Seriously, though, I had the pleasure of meeting him some years ago. His openness and compassion were the only reasons I stayed with the church as long as I had until your master, Pope Ratzy and the Ayatollah Ouellet started turning the church into a more fascist regime. Thanks to your master, a good man was removed from Quebec politics as well.

Suzie, I know I should feel sorry for you. But you’re just so damned malvolent, that I can’t bring myself to do it. You are a terrible example of how Christianity should be, you freakish fetus fetishist homophobe psycho.  Your latest crusades of stalking the good Fr Gravel and ratting this Catholic Gay organization are certainly evidence of that.  Suzie, do all of mankind a favor and get back on your meds! Just because your life sucks doesn’t mean you have to inflict it on others. In this instance, misery doesn’t have to love company.  Just stay away from the parade if you don’t like it.  Another question you should answer, if gays, lesbians, bi-sexuals and transgendered persons are such deviants, how come God made them that way? (I’m assuming Suzie is creationist, naturally).

Balbulican takes Suzie’s advice and writes a thoughtful letter to Archbishop Prendergast.  Here it is! Scroll down,  I can’t seem to link to a particular comment with the Echo application.

Your Excellency:

I note that the website operated by the Young Adult Faith Community of St. Joseph’s Parish is inviting parishioners to march with the Gay Catholics, Christians and Allies during the Capital Pride Parade this year.

I was baptized and raised in the Catholic Church. I left the Church many years ago. I’ve known many wonderful priests and Catholics (including members of my family): but I have also met too many who viewed their faith as a license to revile those whose sexual orientation they did not share. I am a married heterosexual (and a proud recent grandfather!): but I have never been able to persuade myself that a loving God and Redeemer takes the kind of obsessive interest in others’ sexuality displayed by some of His followers.

Had there been more Catholics who show the faith in God’s inclusive love demonstrated by the  Young Adult Faith Community of St. Joseph’s Parish, I and others might still be with the Church today.

Thank you for your attention.

Yours truly,

I would write to the archbishop, myself, but I’m too pissed right now and I think every other word would be of profanity. I haven’t stopped cursing since the Vatican hit an all time low by making  the ordination of women priests as grave a sin as pedophilia.  But,  I encourage others to follow Balbulican’s lead if they so desire.

Ah yes, if anyone thought Suzie was nutty before, check out the make over she gave her twitter page. Her profile pic is of, of course, a photoshopped fetus. Sick! Sick! Sick!

As for Fr Gravel, I hope he sticks around for a long time. One thing the church needs are more outspoken priests (and nuns for that matter) like him.