Mayor Fordzilla Finally Slithers Outta His Hole, But Does Anyone Buy His Denial?

Well, boys ‘n’ girls, after 8 days of playing cat and mouse with the media and pretty well the world at large, Fordzilla crawls out and denies the crack smoking allegations .

“I do not use crack cocaine,” Ford told a jam-packed news conference at Toronto City Hall. “Nor am I an addict of crack cocaine.”

Well, well, well! How many of you folks buy that, really?  I mean, what else is a power hungry porker like Mayor Fordzilla hell bent on continuing a path of destruction would say?

Ford said he could not comment on a video “that I have never seen or does not exist.”

“It is most unfortunate, very unfortunate, that my colleagues and the great people of this city have been exposed to the fact that I have been judged by the media without any evidence.”

Ford said that the last week has taken “a great toll on my family” and that the reason he has previously refused to speak about the allegations was on advice from his solicitor, who told him “not to say a word

Taken a toll on his family? Er, Robbie, I think your very presence in your home takes a toll on your family.  But I digress.

I dunno boys ‘n’ girls, a denial like that, we should be asking ourselves why the hell didn’t he come out right away with that? Assuming it were true, that he wasn’t consuming dope of some sort?   The timing is indeed suspect when it comes just the day after John Cook from Gawker comes out and says they may not be able to obtain the alleged video because the drug dealers who have it have now been incognito since last week-end .  Like I’ve always said, there is no such thing as coincidence.   I believe that Forzilla (being a millionaire hisself,  200,000$ is chump change to  buy silence), or some friend or family member of his, or even a member of his twisted fan club purchased the video.  Likely, they’ve (drug dealers or whatever specimen of humanity)  got their money, and that was most likely all they wanted all along. They would not have cared less about getting any story out or not, nor about the well being of Fordzilla.  Me thinks they took their money and ran.

Also, he claims he didn’t address the allegations before because supposedly his lawyer advised him to keep mum .  About that, someone who is completely innocent of such a deed would not need to consult an attorney.  Plus, as I’ve mentioned in my previous post, his behaviour is impulsive and quite disorganized on a good day…especially one with the persecution complex as he does…would’ve not only denied right away, but would’ve had a few colourful words for his arch enemy #1–The Toronto Star.  Hell, he would’ve threatened to sue them right out of the starting gate. He did no such thing. Out of what I’ve read so far, I still haven’t heard or seen a threat to sue the Toronto Star for slander and defamation.

Mayor Fordzilla took  his ol’ Fishing buddy, Stevie Spiteful’s cue and took no questions from the media.  Neither did his big bro, Dougy.  Quelle Surprise!