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Those Who Live in Glass Houses… Justin Trudeau is Not the Only Sitting Politician to Break the Law and Won’t be the Last

ck — Sun, 25 Aug 2013 16:11:21 +0000

Well, Boys n girls, it seems that Justin Trudeau has admitted to having smoked some weed about 5 or 6 times in his life, the most recent being a few years ago as a sitting MP at a dinner party with friends as they passed a spliff around the table. The comments I’ve seen . . . → Read More: Those Who Live in Glass Houses… Justin Trudeau is Not the Only Sitting Politician to Break the Law and Won’t be the Last

Dear Corporate Apologists and Harpercon Cheerleaders…

ck — Wed, 24 Jul 2013 00:16:27 +0000

Dear Apologists and cheerleaders,

You all keep saying “Let’s see what the Investigation turns up on the Lac-Megantic disaster” or “Before we do anything, or add new regulations, the investigation isn’t over!” Or my personal favourite “Blame the Fire fighters!” Or blame the lone conductor!! Off to the fainting couches with you!!

While I . . . → Read More: Dear Corporate Apologists and Harpercon Cheerleaders…

Stevie Spiteful Changes the Deck Chairs on the Titanic, So What?

ck — Sun, 14 Jul 2013 14:58:11 +0000

Boys ‘n’ girls, I have no idea why I am even posting about this. Perhaps to put some reality into that situation. Pundits and columnists alike are all ga ga giddy trying to guess which Harpercon puppet will go where. Why, it will “invigorate” the Harpercons! Putting a freshery, younger and perhaps more female . . . → Read More: Stevie Spiteful Changes the Deck Chairs on the Titanic, So What?

Charitable Events That Go Bust, Traffic Infractions and How It’s Not the Act, But Who Commits it

ck — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 17:23:29 +0000

Well, as usual, Stevie gets his wish. The channel has been changed from senategate, thanks to his buddies in corporate media. Of course, being away in Europe begging on his knees for the French and the Irish to buy out yet another piece of Canada just before the house shuts down for summer holidays . . . → Read More: Charitable Events That Go Bust, Traffic Infractions and How It’s Not the Act, But Who Commits it

Stevie Harper Will Never Leave, At Least, Not Until Next Election

ck — Sun, 09 Jun 2013 19:20:53 +0000

Many journos, pundits, and journos are speculating as to whether or not ol’ Stevie Spiteful will leave sooner rather than later. Hell, even Chantal Hebert, who announced in her last column for the Toronto Star that she is taking a summer leave of absence to write book, announced that she made arrangements with her . . . → Read More: Stevie Harper Will Never Leave, At Least, Not Until Next Election

Still Think the Harpercons aren’t Running a Dictatorship?

ck — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 01:39:54 +0000

I learned about this scary happening on tonight’s episode of Power Play this fine evening. Remember another story CTV’s Bob Fife did a year ago, regarding Walt Natynczyk, spending 1Million $ smackers using gov’t aircraft as his personal play things, going off to the Caribbean and to hockey games? Well, boys ‘n’ girls, DND . . . → Read More: Still Think the Harpercons aren’t Running a Dictatorship?

Any Bets As To What Happens Next For Stevie?

ck — Tue, 21 May 2013 02:39:48 +0000

After that twitter storm of #PMHarperMustResign, I found a few interesting tweets. Got me thinking. We already knew that Stevie Spiteful was planning to shut the place down early and prorogue and return in the Fall with a brand spanking new cabinet with fresh faces and a Throne speech even before the shit hit . . . → Read More: Any Bets As To What Happens Next For Stevie?

A Few Questions Regarding Senate Gate, Some Thoughts and Why Is All Excused if You’re a Conservative?

ck — Sun, 19 May 2013 20:23:41 +0000

Well, boys ‘n’ girls, it appears that Stevie has had a bad week. What does Stevie do when the going gets tough? He either runs and locks himself into the nearest toilet available or skips town.

Senategate has proven to be no different. When revelations surfaced regarding Porky Puffy Duffy’s 90 grand “gift” from . . . → Read More: A Few Questions Regarding Senate Gate, Some Thoughts and Why Is All Excused if You’re a Conservative?

Ol’ Tommy Flanagan Appears to Be ‘With the Child Pornographers’ Go Tell ol’ Vic Now

ck — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 12:14:02 +0000

Wow! Now boys ‘n’ girls, let’s go #tellviceverything about his boss’s former mentor, ol’ Tommy Flanagan. Yes, Vic, you wanna know someone who seems to be ”with the child pornographers”, you don’t have to look too far, it would appear.

Ol’ Tommy may not be part of the Harpercons anymore, but he was Stevie’s former . . . → Read More: Ol’ Tommy Flanagan Appears to Be ‘With the Child Pornographers’ Go Tell ol’ Vic Now

Harpercon Cheerleaders! Why do you Demand more Accountability from First Nations and Unions but Not From Your own Government?

ck — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 02:07:12 +0000

Boys ‘n’ girls, as of now, Employment Insurance will be next to impossible to receive, but, of course, not only are we all still obligated to contribute to the EI fund, but our preniums are going up. How is that fair?? Hey, Harpercon cheerleaders! Time to wake ‘n’ bake, how come you don’t ask . . . → Read More: Harpercon Cheerleaders! Why do you Demand more Accountability from First Nations and Unions but Not From Your own Government?

Trudeau! Adscam! Squirrel!

Jymn — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:36:05 +0000

Oda and Guergis got the shaft. How do MacKay, Ritz and Anders avoid public scrutiny and the eventual cost of corruption/incompetence/bigotry?

Not to mention: Toews, Clement, Ambrose and too many more to count. Then there’s the chief architect of all this mischief – Harper himself. The public doesn’t seem . . . → Read More: Trudeau! Adscam! Squirrel!

When the Meat Workers Speak Out and Say They Wouldn’t Eat Their Own Product…

ck — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 17:48:03 +0000

You know there’s a problem with the product. Yes, boys ‘n’ girls, I think it’s a great time to consider that vegetarian diet you’ve always thought about doing. Today, the workers and their union speak out about the grossness of their working habits. Yep, it includes cutting corners, as long as the quota is . . . → Read More: When the Meat Workers Speak Out and Say They Wouldn’t Eat Their Own Product…

The Battle For Our Reproductive Rights is Won…But Why Do I Think We Haven’t Won the War?

ck — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 18:43:43 +0000

I know I haven’t written about ol’ Wankworth and his wankiness in some time. Then again, I haven’t blogged about much of anything as of late. I must offer my 2 cents here, boys ‘n’ girls. I’m happy that this M-312 never came to light. Relieved, actually. However, why do I get this sinking feeling . . . → Read More: The Battle For Our Reproductive Rights is Won…But Why Do I Think We Haven’t Won the War?

Will That Be With Or Without Pulp, Mr. Fantino?

ck — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 01:20:17 +0000

Well, boys ‘n’ girls, that sure didn’t take long, did it? All those rumours running rampant of a major cabinet shuffle come the Fall were quickly nipped in the bud in typical Stevie Spiteful style today. Yep, Robocop Fantino will be replacing Bevie Odeous as minister for CIDA and was already sworn in. Bigger . . . → Read More: Will That Be With Or Without Pulp, Mr. Fantino?

Why I #DenounceHarper and For That Matter, Canada Day And Opposition Parties, You’re Nothing To Write Home About Neither

ck — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 19:31:24 +0000

I caught the #DenounceHarper hash tag on Twitter this morning again to commemorate Canada Day. I found it quite fitting, really.

Boys ‘n’ girls, I thought it would be fitting if I gave my reasons why I #DenounceHarper and Canada Day and why you should too.

Stevie Spiteful Kisses and Makes Up With Lyin’ Brian and Premier Johnny-Boy And Who Would Wave the Maple Leaf Alongside Harper?

ck — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 20:32:43 +0000

It is indeed true, boys ‘n’ girls, Stevie Spiteful just added the unthinkable to his repertoire: grovelling to former foes: Lyin’ Brian Mulroney and Premier Johnny-Boy. Get this, boys ‘n’ girls, Stevie Spiteful is starting to care about La Belle Province these days. Oh my! I wonder why?

Stephen Harper held a secret meeting . . . → Read More: Stevie Spiteful Kisses and Makes Up With Lyin’ Brian and Premier Johnny-Boy And Who Would Wave the Maple Leaf Alongside Harper?

Five reasons Jenni Byrne deserves the Diamond Jubilee medal

Jymn — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 11:23:45 +0000

Love How That Crush Paid Off

Hey you freaky progs, give Ms. Byrne a break. The honorable, ethical Jenni does so deserve her medal for “making a significant contribution to a particular province, territory, region or community within Canada, or an achievement abroad that brings credit to Canada.” Here’s why:

1. Jenni Byrne . . . → Read More: Five reasons Jenni Byrne deserves the Diamond Jubilee medal

Have These Harpercons Not Learned Their Roboscam Lessons?

ck — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 00:40:24 +0000

Oh what have those dastardly LIbruls done now?

The Liberals are expected to complain in the House of Commons Monday that voters in the suburban Toronto riding of Etobicoke Centre received calls accusing Liberal Borys Wrzesnewskyj of plotting to “overthrow” the vote there, and saying voters will have their votes “taken away” by . . . → Read More: Have These Harpercons Not Learned Their Roboscam Lessons?

Austerity Has Nothing to do With Solving Economic Crisis; All About Ideology And Revenge

ck — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 15:05:00 +0000

Remember my post from not too long ago? How those in power (entrepreneurs, governments, etc) simply cared about making a working class so desperate as to allow themselves (in many, if not most cases, anyway) to stripped of any powers they may have gotten over the years? Yes, about getting those uppity workers beaten . . . → Read More: Austerity Has Nothing to do With Solving Economic Crisis; All About Ideology And Revenge

Ted Opitz Election Overturned By Court But Don’t Get Too Excited

ck — Fri, 18 May 2012 17:56:11 +0000

Boys ‘n’ girls, it’s often we hear about good news in this increasingly undemocratic nation of Harperland. However, when something good happens, we really should take note of it, even if it may well only last a short while. Yep, the election results of Etobicoke Center have been overturned by the court. However, this . . . → Read More: Ted Opitz Election Overturned By Court But Don’t Get Too Excited