That’s “Harper Government” To You, Mere Mortals!

I guess after reading Lawrence Martin’s Harperland, I had to know something like this would come next. This goes beyond the Stevie Spiteful vision of the neo-con Utopia for Canada.  Low and behold, this utopia would be the kingdom of Stevie.

And lest anyone forgets, a directive went out to public servants late last year that “Government of Canada” in federal communications should be replaced by the words “Harper Government.”

Indeed, and don’t forget to call him “Sir”!

Well,  Canada is now being touted as “Harperstan” by some on Twitter.  Let’s add some other branding Tweaks, courtesy of @pmoharper (a fake account, needless to say) on Twitter.

Harper’s Food Guide

Montreal Harperians

Harper Cup

Somebody else from Twitter (forget who) had mentioned that now we think about it,  King Stevie did have an ulterior motive for changing the words to our National Anthem. I think their title was, “Oh Harperstan!”

Hell, let’s add a few others!

Disservice Harper

HPP–Harper Privatized Pension

HST–(ok, obvious, lacks creativity…) Harper Sales Tax

RHCP–Royal Harper Con Police

Harper’s ‘Ethical Oil’ (Sorry, Ezzy, Peter Kent stole it for master, hope you don’t mind?)–Also formerly known as Environment Canada

Harper Institute–(would be) Formerly known as the MacDonald Laurier Institute replacing StatsCan

Harper’s Heroes–Formerly known as the Canadian Military

Harper Health Act

Oh, and what rebranding would be complete without a brand new flag?

And a Harper salute!

Courtesy of Pale Cold

If anyone has anything else to add, feel free to add them in comments.