Mayor Fordzilla Is Being Tormented–By a Real Newspaper

Poor Mayor Boss Hogg, He just can’t take it anymore! He looks like he’s about to go a cryin’ to his big bro, Doughnut Dougy.  I mean, just take a look at how pathetic he is!

Oh yeah! Since ol’ Angie Perischilli left the Toronto Star, the paper’s journos and columnists now use many words exceeding two syllables. No wonder poor Mayor Fordzilla is turning blue!