And he would come swooping down from the skies, beard blazing, finger pointing, wiping the face of the earth of bigots, racists, censors, belittlers, wingers, haters, gossips, entrappers, spammers, killjoys, manipulators, rich taking advantage of poor, liars, takers of lives and dreams and hopes, narcs, child molesters, hypocrites of all faiths and stripes, sexists of both sexes, and everybody else whose only joy in life is to rob others of theirs.
Thank God, for the sake of evil everywhere, God is a man. If he were a woman, all the above would have already been taken care of.
And oh yeah, I bought a lottery ticket again this week. I’m going to win the pot this time. I just know it.
X-posted at Let Freedom Rain.