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I Think We Should All Go To Jail!

I mean, we’re all bad people, aren’t we?

Springer, the latest to dare any of the pro-maintaining the mandatory long census form to promote “send us to jail for not filling out the census!” Well, read and weep for yourselves:

Not once yet have I read or heard where one of them has the guts to come right out and state for the record that, yes, people definitely should be threatened with fines and/or prison in order to get said information. And not once yet have I read or heard of a media jockey posing that exact question to anyone.

Is that a dare, Springer?

He ain’t the first. Ex-Lax Max Bernier took a crack at that same silly argument.

Why yes, Springer. How dare the Harpercons deprive us of going to jail for not filling the mandatory census long form! I say we do hard time, toute de suite! In fact, we should all fight for a cell block with Clifford Olson or Paul Bernardo! I mean, isn’t that what Master Steve and cheerleaders like you have been touting? Canadians are inherently bad people? That the crime rate isn’t back down to the way it was in the 50s in the era of “Father Knows Best”? C’mon! Master Steve is building those big-assed prisons; surely, they’s big enough for us derelicts who refuse to fill in their census forms.

On a serious note though, and opposition parties, you may wanna take notes, here.  Aren’t you part of that group that justifies wholeheartedly imprisoning people in substandard conditions for simply speaking against the good word of your “savior”, Steve?  Ain’t you the ones who think no one should be allowed to protest anything in the streets or anywhere else for that matter? What did your buddy, Dean Del Mastro call dissenters, again? Oh yeah! It’s coming back to me now; hooligans! Thugs! Anarchists! 

Ain’t you the ones who were just fine with making a childhood toy like bubble kits dangerous and illegal weapons?

Aren’t you part of the group who was just peachy keen about cops ripping prosthetic legs off of bodies of amputees  & then have them physically dragged savagely simply because they wanted their voice heard in a civilized manner?

Ain’t you also the group that wants to lock up 14 year olds with hardened rapists and serial killers?

Ain’t you the ones who demand minimum sentences for simple posession of marijuana joints?

Ain’t you the ones who were all gung ho about turning Toronto into an armed camp during G20 festivities?

As for your commentators,  well, Anon number 1 can really use their prozac with their ovaltine.

Oh whip me, beat me, make me fill in the long form! I’ve been a naughty recalcitrant worm, please Big Bro, steal from me and abuse me some more – I’m really getting off on it.

Oh I get wet when I think of the dank jail cell and beatings I’ll get for refusing to fill in the long form. Please bring back punishment in census taking, we’ve all been so naughty and need nanny’s whip.

Statist flunky and full time masochist

Again, they’re more than likely ok with that group who is fine with beating those who dare counter the good word of Harpercon to a bloody pulp.

Really Rich!

Above all, Stay classy!

 

3 comments to I Think We Should All Go To Jail!

  • Sounds to me like this wanker is into the kinky stuff.

    To each their own, I guess.

  • CanNurse

    CK, GREAT list of behaviours for the ConBots to look at! You even managed to link the census & the prisons brilliantly! The only thing I’d have to add, since it’s the Cons you’re talking to, is that the new report on the FALLING Crime Rate in Canada came out today – from Census Canada! Gosh darn, isn’t that annoying when the facts contradict idiology!

  • “Oh whip me, beat me, make me fill in the long form! I’ve been a naughty recalcitrant worm, please Big Bro, steal from me and abuse me some more – I’m really getting off on it.”

    That kinky Con. They’ve been used like sheep by their Big Brother for years, and now they’re making fun of themselves?

    Oh the irony… :)