Stevie’s Pocket Dog Will Be Leaving!

Well! Well! Well! What have we here? Now that Stevie has a majority, you’re not so happy anymore, Dimitri?  Why so glum, chum? Didn’t get that bonus? Stevie not appreciating you as you think you should? 

He’s claiming family priorities now.

Senator Margie LeBreton, yanno, that dame who would ostensibly take over the country if Stevie, yanno, can’t run the country for whatever reason (not that he’s capable of running it now, but anyhoo…), says she’ll miss him.  Ya! I bet! What other hard core conservative boy toy would she have to admire now that Dimitri will no longer be around?

“He’s been an outstanding, hard-working colleague,” Ms. LeBreton said.

“I have nothing but admiration for his hard work and devotion to the Prime Minister.”

This will be the fifth spin doctor of Stevie Spiteful who bites it. Me thinks there’s something more than the fact that Dimitri just wants more time with his family. The fact that Stevie is unbound from his leash doesn’t mean he still doesn’t need a spin doctor who will carefully dole out what the media needs and doesn’t need to know.

Wonder who the next partisan hack will be?

Better still,  why can’t Stevie just leave?