All You Really Need to Know About Herman Cain

Herman Cain sees the Virgin Mary on a tortilla:

He has won over some voters . . . by telling them that, when he was suffering from colon cancer, he knew he would be cured because he met a hospital worker named Grace and had a surgical incision in the shape of a J, for Jesus.

I have a birthmark, which if you squint a certain way, looks exactly like the archangel Michael. Just saying.