Another Lawn Order Harpercon Not Practicin’ What He a Preaches

Well, well, well! What have we here, boys ‘n’ girls? A Harpercon MP has bit it. Yes indeedy! Peter Goldring, MP for Edmonton-East has been arrested for drunk driving and refusing a breathalyzer! Apparently, he is has ‘voluntarily’ withdrawn from Harpercon caucus.  Yeah, right! If you say so.  Didn’t they originally say that Helena Guergis ‘voluntarily’ resigned as well, before we found out otherwise? 

Boys ‘n’ girls, doncha just love the hypocrisy, here? I mean, ‘tough on crime’ for us, but not for those Harpercons?  I mean, usually when someone is nailed for drunk driving and further refusing to breathe into a breathalyzer, aren’t they generally carted off to the cop shop? Well, apparently, not ol’ Pink nosed Petey Goldring.  No, no, no! He got to go home and sleep this bender off.  Like I said, tough on crime, of should I say, dumb on crime for us mere mortals, but not for those Harpercons and their rich well healed friends.

Oh, and boys ‘n’ girls, don’t hold your breath, after he breazes through court, and he will (court date unknown at this time), he’ll be outta the nose bleed section of parliament and back to playing Harpercon reindeer games in the House of Commons. In the meantime, while Petey is in the nosebleed section, like a misbehaved dog, count on him to still tow the Harpercon party line like a good lap dog.

Needless to say, Petey Goldring and the Stevie Spiteful and mouthpieces are unavailable for comment.

I wonder how the Blogging SupposiTories will spin this one? Since many of those fools are likely the product of drunken interludes (there’s gotta be some pharmaceutical explanation for some of that blogging over there, after all), watch them all cheer and start a legal fund for Petey Goldring. And we’re off!